11 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 {\an8}Downloaded from YTS.BZ 10 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 {\an2}Downloaded from YTS.BZ 21 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 {\an8}Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 20 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 {\an2}Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 31 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,546 {\an8}Got a little treat for you tonight. My first guest is a young man, 30 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,546 {\an2}Got a little treat for you tonight. My first guest is a young man, 41 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,548 {\an8}and when I say young man, I mean a young man. 40 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,548 {\an2}and when I say young man, I mean a young man. 51 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,842 {\an8}He's landed the lead role in an NBC pilot, 50 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,842 {\an2}He's landed the lead role in an NBC pilot, 61 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,927 {\an8}and he won that audition with a song and dance routine, 60 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,927 {\an2}and he won that audition with a song and dance routine, 71 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,680 {\an8}and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight. 70 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,680 {\an2}and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight. 81 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,598 {\an8}Would you welcome Reef Hawk. 80 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,598 {\an2}Would you welcome Reef Hawk. 91 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:57,975 {\an8}Reef. 90 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:57,975 {\an2}Reef. 101 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:09,570 {\an8}{\an8}Give my regards to Broadway 100 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:09,570 {\an2}{\an8}Give my regards to Broadway 111 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:13,699 {\an8}{\an8}Remember me to Herald Square 110 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:13,699 {\an2}{\an8}Remember me to Herald Square 121 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:18,120 {\an8}{\an8}Tell all the gang 120 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:18,120 {\an2}{\an8}Tell all the gang 131 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:22,416 {\an8}{\an8}That I will soon be there 130 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:22,416 {\an2}{\an8}That I will soon be there 141 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:26,545 {\an8}{\an8}Whisper of how I'm yearning 140 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:26,545 {\an2}{\an8}Whisper of how I'm yearning 151 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:30,632 {\an8}{\an8}To mingle with the old-time throng 150 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:30,632 {\an2}{\an8}To mingle with the old-time throng 161 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:34,511 {\an8}{\an8}Give my regards to Old Broadway 160 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:34,511 {\an2}{\an8}Give my regards to Old Broadway 171 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:39,266 {\an8}{\an8}And tell 'em I'll be there 'ere long! 170 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:39,266 {\an2}{\an8}And tell 'em I'll be there 'ere long! 181 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:14,384 {\an8}{\an8}Give my regards to Old Broadway 180 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:14,384 {\an2}{\an8}Give my regards to Old Broadway 191 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,720 {\an8}{\an8}And tell 'em I'll be there 190 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,720 {\an2}{\an8}And tell 'em I'll be there 201 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,847 {\an8}{\an8}Yeah, I'll be there 200 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,847 {\an2}{\an8}Yeah, I'll be there 211 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:23,685 {\an8}{\an8}Yeah, I'll be there 'ere long 210 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:23,685 {\an2}{\an8}Yeah, I'll be there 'ere long 221 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:25,938 {\an8}Yeah 220 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:25,938 {\an2}Yeah 231 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,273 {\an8}Sure. 230 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,273 {\an2}Sure. 241 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:29,816 {\an8}Sure. 240 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:29,816 {\an2}Sure. 251 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:41,203 {\an8}Reef Hawk, for the last four decades, 250 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:41,203 {\an2}Reef Hawk, for the last four decades, 261 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,580 {\an8}What an unbelievable career you've had. 260 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,580 {\an2}What an unbelievable career you've had. 271 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,875 {\an8}Starring in three of the biggest franchises in film history, 270 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,875 {\an2}Starring in three of the biggest franchises in film history, 281 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,502 {\an8}winning two Oscars. 280 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,502 {\an2}winning two Oscars. 291 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,922 {\an8}And this fall, you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made. 290 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,922 {\an2}And this fall, you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made. 301 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,133 {\an8}You've had five years off to reflect. 300 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,133 {\an2}You've had five years off to reflect. 311 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,761 {\an8}I mean, is that what you're gonna say? "Reflect"? 310 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,761 {\an2}I mean, is that what you're gonna say? "Reflect"? 321 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,848 {\an8}I mean, how are you going to frame the five years thing? 320 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,848 {\an2}I mean, how are you going to frame the five years thing? 331 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,892 {\an8}Also, I should literally be a famous-ass interviewer. 330 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,892 {\an2}Also, I should literally be a famous-ass interviewer. 341 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,144 {\an8}Even when I'm fake interviewing I'm, like, 340 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,144 {\an2}Even when I'm fake interviewing I'm, like, 351 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,563 {\an8}- incredible at it. - Incredible. 350 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,563 {\an2}- incredible at it. - Incredible. 361 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:10,274 {\an8}Thank you. So, what are you gonna say about the five years thing? 360 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:10,274 {\an2}Thank you. So, what are you gonna say about the five years thing? 371 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,527 {\an8}Well, I was thinking I was going to say... 370 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,527 {\an2}Well, I was thinking I was going to say... 381 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:18,031 {\an8}I've been working since I was six and needed a break, 380 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:18,031 {\an2}I've been working since I was six and needed a break, 391 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:23,704 {\an8}and that I needed to find out who I was away from all this. 390 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:23,704 {\an2}and that I needed to find out who I was away from all this. 401 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,914 {\an8}- I love that. - That works. Totally. 400 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,914 {\an2}- I love that. - That works. Totally. 411 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:31,003 {\an8}I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public, 410 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:31,003 {\an2}I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public, 421 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:35,174 {\an8}and that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer 420 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:35,174 {\an2}and that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer 431 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,925 {\an8}helped me cover it up for years 430 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,925 {\an2}helped me cover it up for years 441 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:40,429 {\an8}- so no one ever found out. - That is a really smart omission. 440 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:40,429 {\an2}- so no one ever found out. - That is a really smart omission. 451 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,431 {\an8}- Strong omish. - No admish. 450 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,431 {\an2}- Strong omish. - No admish. 461 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,765 {\an8}You're gonna be amazing, babe. 460 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,765 {\an2}You're gonna be amazing, babe. 471 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:44,850 {\an8}- You got this. - Yeah. 470 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:44,850 {\an2}- You got this. - Yeah. 481 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,393 {\an8}I'm very lucky to have you two. 480 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,393 {\an2}I'm very lucky to have you two. 491 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:51,064 {\an8}And thank you both for being here, and thank you for helping me. 490 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:51,064 {\an2}And thank you both for being here, and thank you for helping me. 501 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,984 {\an8}Yeah, babe. Now get out there and tap-dance for Mommy. 500 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,984 {\an2}Yeah, babe. Now get out there and tap-dance for Mommy. 511 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,612 {\an8}Yeah, there are the jazz hands. 510 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,612 {\an2}Yeah, there are the jazz hands. 521 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,779 {\an8}That's it. 520 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,779 {\an2}That's it. 531 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:58,864 {\an8}Two minutes. 530 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:58,864 {\an2}Two minutes. 541 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,908 {\an8}All right, look. Before we get started, I just gotta say 540 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,908 {\an2}All right, look. Before we get started, I just gotta say 551 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,285 {\an8}this is a career highlight for me. 550 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,285 {\an2}this is a career highlight for me. 561 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,704 {\an8}You, Tom Cruise, Denzel, 560 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,704 {\an2}You, Tom Cruise, Denzel, 571 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,749 {\an8}- you're my favorite actors of all time. - Thanks. 570 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,749 {\an2}- you're my favorite actors of all time. - Thanks. 581 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:12,753 {\an8}So, look, first we're gonna start off with the box office records and... 580 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:12,753 {\an2}So, look, first we're gonna start off with the box office records and... 591 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,505 {\an8}- What? - Do you... Do you mind? 590 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,505 {\an2}- What? - Do you... Do you mind? 601 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,341 {\an8}I don't know if anyone talked to you but... 600 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,341 {\an2}I don't know if anyone talked to you but... 611 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,968 {\an8}- Oh, my God. He's... - Oh, my God. 610 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,968 {\an2}- Oh, my God. He's... - Oh, my God. 621 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,887 {\an8}- Oh, no. - He's asking about the Oscar thing. 620 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,887 {\an2}- Oh, no. - He's asking about the Oscar thing. 631 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:22,971 {\an8}I know. I can tell. 630 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:22,971 {\an2}I know. I can tell. 641 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:27,476 {\an8}When you introduce me, would you mind not forgetting to say 640 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:27,476 {\an2}When you introduce me, would you mind not forgetting to say 651 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,938 {\an8}"two-time Oscar winner" before you say Reef Hawk? 650 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,938 {\an2}"two-time Oscar winner" before you say Reef Hawk? 661 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,856 {\an8}Of course. I was planning on doing it anyway. 660 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,856 {\an2}Of course. I was planning on doing it anyway. 671 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,566 {\an8}I mean, I thought it was something serious. Of course, man. 670 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,566 {\an2}I mean, I thought it was something serious. Of course, man. 681 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,109 {\an8}Yeah. I mean, I would... 680 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,109 {\an2}Yeah. I mean, I would... 691 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,820 {\an8}I would never even say it. It's just that sometimes 690 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,820 {\an2}I would never even say it. It's just that sometimes 701 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,572 {\an8}people forget. 700 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,572 {\an2}people forget. 711 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,032 {\an8}Who forgets? 710 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,032 {\an2}Who forgets? 721 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,954 {\an8}You are the most beloved movie star in the world. 720 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,954 {\an2}You are the most beloved movie star in the world. 731 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,580 {\an8}I'm just honored to have you on the show. 730 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,580 {\an2}I'm just honored to have you on the show. 741 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,958 {\an8}- It's gonna be a cakewalk for you. - Thanks, man. 740 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,958 {\an2}- It's gonna be a cakewalk for you. - Thanks, man. 751 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,960 {\an8}Hi. How are you? 750 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,960 {\an2}Hi. How are you? 761 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,879 {\an8}We're Reef's best friends from high school, 760 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,879 {\an2}We're Reef's best friends from high school, 771 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,465 {\an8}but, like, we have our own lives too. 770 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,465 {\an2}but, like, we have our own lives too. 781 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,551 {\an8}- We're just here supporting him, yeah. - Here to support. 780 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,551 {\an2}- We're just here supporting him, yeah. - Here to support. 791 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,345 {\an8}But, listen, you are so fucking charming. 790 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,345 {\an2}But, listen, you are so fucking charming. 801 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,930 {\an8}- Yeah. - Enough of that. 800 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,930 {\an2}- Yeah. - Enough of that. 811 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,890 {\an8}I don't want to fan out too much. You ready? 810 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,890 {\an2}I don't want to fan out too much. You ready? 821 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:07,808 {\an8}Yeah, let's go for it. 820 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:07,808 {\an2}Yeah, let's go for it. 831 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:08,934 {\an8}Let's go for it. 830 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:08,934 {\an2}Let's go for it. 841 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,561 {\an8}- Let's try one. - We'll get one going. Here we go. 840 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,561 {\an2}- Let's try one. - We'll get one going. Here we go. 851 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,063 {\an8}Three, two, one. 850 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,063 {\an2}Three, two, one. 861 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:17,442 {\an8}Tonight I'm interviewing somebody I never thought I would interview. 860 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:17,442 {\an2}Tonight I'm interviewing somebody I never thought I would interview. 871 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:21,530 {\an8}I'm talking about a legend, an icon, what is there even to say? 870 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:21,530 {\an2}I'm talking about a legend, an icon, what is there even to say? 881 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,907 {\an8}Reef Hawk is in the house. 880 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,907 {\an2}Reef Hawk is in the house. 891 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,200 {\an8}Welcome. 890 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,200 {\an2}Welcome. 901 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,327 {\an8}Oh, wait. Sorry, I messed up. 900 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,327 {\an2}Oh, wait. Sorry, I messed up. 911 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,912 {\an8}I left out the Oscar part. I'm sorry. 910 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,912 {\an2}I left out the Oscar part. I'm sorry. 921 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,122 {\an8}Guys, got to do it again. 920 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,122 {\an2}Guys, got to do it again. 931 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,456 {\an8}- Sorry about that. - No. Oh, no. 930 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,456 {\an2}- Sorry about that. - No. Oh, no. 941 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,749 {\an8}- We're leaving this in. - No, no, no. 940 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,749 {\an2}- We're leaving this in. - No, no, no. 951 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,835 {\an8}No, we are not starting over. 950 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,835 {\an2}No, we are not starting over. 961 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,838 {\an8}People at home need to see this. 960 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,838 {\an2}People at home need to see this. 971 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:41,550 {\an8}Let me tell you right now, if I'm ever the kind of out-of-touch jerk 970 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:41,550 {\an2}Let me tell you right now, if I'm ever the kind of out-of-touch jerk 981 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:46,305 {\an8}who needs to restart an intro because you didn't mention an award, 980 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:46,305 {\an2}who needs to restart an intro because you didn't mention an award, 991 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,934 {\an8}brother, we got way bigger problems. 990 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,934 {\an2}brother, we got way bigger problems. 1001 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,144 {\an8}My man. My man. 1000 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,144 {\an2}My man. My man. 1011 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,479 {\an8}Look, that's why the world loves you, man. 1010 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,479 {\an2}Look, that's why the world loves you, man. 1021 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,315 {\an8}The real Reef Hawk. That's amazing. 1020 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,315 {\an2}The real Reef Hawk. That's amazing. 1031 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:57,900 {\an8}Reef Hawk, are you ready? 1030 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:57,900 {\an2}Reef Hawk, are you ready? 1041 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,153 {\an8}- We're already started. - Yes, we are. 1040 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,153 {\an2}- We're already started. - Yes, we are. 1051 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,115 {\an8}- We've got to go. - All right. Babe, babe. 1050 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,115 {\an2}- We've got to go. - All right. Babe, babe. 1061 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,117 {\an8}I know you love MOPing with the crew, 1060 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,117 {\an2}I know you love MOPing with the crew, 1071 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,286 {\an8}but we're gonna hit crazy traffic if we don't get out of here. 1070 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,286 {\an2}but we're gonna hit crazy traffic if we don't get out of here. 1081 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,537 {\an8}What's MOPing? 1080 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,537 {\an2}What's MOPing? 1091 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,622 {\an8}M-O-P. 1090 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,622 {\an2}M-O-P. 1101 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,248 {\an8}Man-of-the-People-ing. 1100 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,248 {\an2}Man-of-the-People-ing. 1111 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,918 {\an8}That's actually pretty fucking funny, homey. 1110 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,918 {\an2}That's actually pretty fucking funny, homey. 1121 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,212 {\an8}- Thanks. - Yeah, we should get going. 1120 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,212 {\an2}- Thanks. - Yeah, we should get going. 1131 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,838 {\an8}All right, can I talk to you guys for a second? 1130 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,838 {\an2}All right, can I talk to you guys for a second? 1141 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:20,964 {\an8}- Of course. Hey, guys. - Yeah. 1140 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:20,964 {\an2}- Of course. Hey, guys. - Yeah. 1151 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,257 {\an8}- Thanks so much. - We're good. 1150 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,257 {\an2}- Thanks so much. - We're good. 1161 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,675 {\an8}- Thank you. - Bye. 1160 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,675 {\an2}- Thank you. - Bye. 1171 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:26,261 {\an8}Did anyone else see the silver fox eye-fucking me? 1170 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:26,261 {\an2}Did anyone else see the silver fox eye-fucking me? 1181 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,763 {\an8}- What? - I am so serious. 1180 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,763 {\an2}- What? - I am so serious. 1191 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:31,016 {\an8}It was so blatant and out in the open, I almost want to, like, write an op-ed. 1190 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:31,016 {\an2}It was so blatant and out in the open, I almost want to, like, write an op-ed. 1201 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,100 {\an8}- Really? - But I liked it. 1200 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,100 {\an2}- Really? - But I liked it. 1211 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,227 {\an8}- Reef. - Reef. 1210 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,227 {\an2}- Reef. - Reef. 1221 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,020 {\an8}- Reef. Reef. - What are you doing? 1220 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,020 {\an2}- Reef. Reef. - What are you doing? 1231 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,315 {\an8}We don't know those guys. 1230 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,315 {\an2}We don't know those guys. 1241 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,943 {\an8}They could literally go online and say that I was, like, 1240 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,943 {\an2}They could literally go online and say that I was, like, 1251 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,445 {\an8}being fake or MOPing or whatever insult you just said, 1250 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,445 {\an2}being fake or MOPing or whatever insult you just said, 1261 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:46,573 {\an8}and then people will think that I'm like that. 1260 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:46,573 {\an2}and then people will think that I'm like that. 1271 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,242 {\an8}- Okay. - Okay. 1270 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,242 {\an2}- Okay. - Okay. 1281 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,035 {\an8}- So... - "So"? 1280 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,035 {\an2}- So... - "So"? 1291 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:53,038 {\an8}That would be, like, a fucking disaster. 1290 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:53,038 {\an2}That would be, like, a fucking disaster. 1301 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,040 {\an8}- Reef, chill out, dude. - Yeah. 1300 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,040 {\an2}- Reef, chill out, dude. - Yeah. 1311 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,417 {\an8}- Dude, take a deep breath, okay? - Take a deep breath. 1310 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,417 {\an2}- Dude, take a deep breath, okay? - Take a deep breath. 1321 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:00,921 {\an8}It's just... 1320 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:00,921 {\an2}It's just... 1331 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,340 {\an8}It's just that you-- 1330 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,340 {\an2}It's just that you-- 1341 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:10,430 {\an8}It's just that you're always being watched these days and observed. 1340 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:10,430 {\an2}It's just that you're always being watched these days and observed. 1351 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,224 {\an8}- Yeah. - Everywhere. 1350 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,224 {\an2}- Yeah. - Everywhere. 1361 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,809 {\an8}Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's really weird. 1360 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,809 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's really weird. 1371 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,018 {\an8}It's really weird. 1370 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,018 {\an2}It's really weird. 1381 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,729 {\an8}Okay, but, babe, you just have to-- 1380 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,729 {\an2}Okay, but, babe, you just have to-- 1391 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,274 {\an8}- It's okay. - Yeah. 1390 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,274 {\an2}- It's okay. - Yeah. 1401 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,985 {\an8}Look, it... This was, like, a really stressful situation for you. 1400 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,985 {\an2}Look, it... This was, like, a really stressful situation for you. 1411 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,153 {\an8}- Yeah. - So just take a deep breath. 1410 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,153 {\an2}- Yeah. - So just take a deep breath. 1421 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,030 {\an8}- It's all good. - I'm sorry, okay? 1420 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,030 {\an2}- It's all good. - I'm sorry, okay? 1431 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,282 {\an8}- Yeah. - I... I was just being dumb 1430 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,282 {\an2}- Yeah. - I... I was just being dumb 1441 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,825 {\an8}- and trying to be funny, and... - Yeah. 1440 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,825 {\an2}- and trying to be funny, and... - Yeah. 1451 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,618 {\an8}- No, I'm sorry. - No, please. 1450 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,618 {\an2}- No, I'm sorry. - No, please. 1461 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,912 {\an8}- I have a lot of anxiety today. I just... - Of course. 1460 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,912 {\an2}- I have a lot of anxiety today. I just... - Of course. 1471 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,247 {\an8}- It was huge. - My bad. 1470 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,247 {\an2}- It was huge. - My bad. 1481 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,790 {\an8}- You don't have to do that. - No, come on. 1480 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,790 {\an2}- You don't have to do that. - No, come on. 1491 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:37,875 {\an8}- Love you guys. - Come here. 1490 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:37,875 {\an2}- Love you guys. - Come here. 1501 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,459 {\an8}- You love us. - You love us. 1500 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,459 {\an2}- You love us. - You love us. 1511 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,879 {\an8}- I love you guys. - We love you. 1510 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,879 {\an2}- I love you guys. - We love you. 1521 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,047 {\an8}By the way, you were amazing. 1520 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,047 {\an2}By the way, you were amazing. 1531 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,924 {\an8}- Oh, my gosh. He is a fan. - You got everything you needed. 1530 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,924 {\an2}- Oh, my gosh. He is a fan. - You got everything you needed. 1541 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,426 {\an8}{\an8}Yeah? 1540 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,426 {\an2}{\an8}Yeah? 1551 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,350 {\an8}Shit. 1550 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,350 {\an2}Shit. 1561 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,940 {\an8}- Hello. - Bubbi, it's Ira. 1560 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,940 {\an2}- Hello. - Bubbi, it's Ira. 1571 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,150 {\an8}We got a big fucking problem. 1570 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,150 {\an2}We got a big fucking problem. 1581 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,651 {\an8}It's fucked up. It's really fucked up. 1580 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,651 {\an2}It's fucked up. It's really fucked up. 1591 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,361 {\an8}It's a total fucking nightmare. 1590 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,361 {\an2}It's a total fucking nightmare. 1601 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,197 {\an8}I'll be over at 10:30 a.m. tomorrow. 1600 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,197 {\an2}I'll be over at 10:30 a.m. tomorrow. 1611 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,657 {\an8}I'll have my assistant text your assistant 1610 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,657 {\an2}I'll have my assistant text your assistant 1621 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,492 {\an8}Beg her not to fuck it up for me. 1620 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,492 {\an2}Beg her not to fuck it up for me. 1631 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,999 {\an8}Do I have shit on my face? 1630 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,999 {\an2}Do I have shit on my face? 1641 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,542 {\an8}- Yes. - I do? 1640 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,542 {\an2}- Yes. - I do? 1651 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,920 {\an8}- Yes. - Oh, my God. That's fucking embarrassing. 1650 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,920 {\an2}- Yes. - Oh, my God. That's fucking embarrassing. 1661 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,923 {\an8}- Jesus. - Ira, tell me what the fuck is going on. 1660 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,923 {\an2}- Jesus. - Ira, tell me what the fuck is going on. 1671 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:26,965 {\an8}There's a video. 1670 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:26,965 {\an2}There's a video. 1681 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,592 {\an8}Jesus fucking Christ. 1680 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,592 {\an2}Jesus fucking Christ. 1691 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,427 {\an8}- What's on it? - I have no idea. 1690 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,427 {\an2}- What's on it? - I have no idea. 1701 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,720 {\an8}I thought you buried everything 1700 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,720 {\an2}I thought you buried everything 1711 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,890 {\an8}that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public. 1710 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,890 {\an2}that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public. 1721 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,809 {\an8}When I got sober five years ago, I changed my life. 1720 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,809 {\an2}When I got sober five years ago, I changed my life. 1731 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,020 {\an8}And thank God you did. But since you've been out of the game, 1730 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,020 {\an2}And thank God you did. But since you've been out of the game, 1741 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,105 {\an8}everything's changed. 1740 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,105 {\an2}everything's changed. 1751 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,816 {\an8}For the record, you are the GOAT. The true GOAT, Bubbi. 1750 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,816 {\an2}For the record, you are the GOAT. The true GOAT, Bubbi. 1761 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,277 {\an8}You were the best to ever do it. I swear to God. 1760 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,277 {\an2}You were the best to ever do it. I swear to God. 1771 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:51,073 {\an8}I hate to say it, but it's nice to be back on the fucking court with ya. 1770 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:51,073 {\an2}I hate to say it, but it's nice to be back on the fucking court with ya. 1781 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,741 {\an8}We used to be out here in these streets 1780 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,741 {\an2}We used to be out here in these streets 1791 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,410 {\an8}smashing fucking concrete, getting our hands dirty. 1790 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,410 {\an2}smashing fucking concrete, getting our hands dirty. 1801 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,037 {\an8}Hollywood was our goddamn glory hole. 1800 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,037 {\an2}Hollywood was our goddamn glory hole. 1811 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,456 {\an8}These kids today, they don't know how we used to do it. 1810 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,456 {\an2}These kids today, they don't know how we used to do it. 1821 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,708 {\an8}You, me, Rourke, little Chucky Sheen, 1820 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,708 {\an2}You, me, Rourke, little Chucky Sheen, 1831 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,086 {\an8}Stephen Hawking, you know, the original Pussy Posse? 1830 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,086 {\an2}Stephen Hawking, you know, the original Pussy Posse? 1841 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,838 {\an8}You boys kept me busy, didn't ya? 1840 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,838 {\an2}You boys kept me busy, didn't ya? 1851 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:09,049 {\an8}Can't you just make this go away like you always used to? 1850 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:09,049 {\an2}Can't you just make this go away like you always used to? 1861 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,301 {\an8}I can't, Bubbi. The Internet changed everything. 1860 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,301 {\an2}I can't, Bubbi. The Internet changed everything. 1871 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,553 {\an8}I know you're panicked, 1870 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,553 {\an2}I know you're panicked, 1881 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:15,889 {\an8}and we used to get this shit wrapped up with a briefcase of cash in a day or two. 1880 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:15,889 {\an2}and we used to get this shit wrapped up with a briefcase of cash in a day or two. 1891 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,349 {\an8}It ain't like that anymore. 1890 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,349 {\an2}It ain't like that anymore. 1901 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,018 {\an8}You can text me or call me 1900 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,018 {\an2}You can text me or call me 1911 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,855 {\an8}twenty-four hours a day, just like the old days. 1910 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,855 {\an2}twenty-four hours a day, just like the old days. 1921 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,899 {\an8}Except for Tuesdays from 3:00 p.m. till about 10:00 p.m. 1920 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,899 {\an2}Except for Tuesdays from 3:00 p.m. till about 10:00 p.m. 1931 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,484 {\an8}What's on Tuesdays? 1930 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,484 {\an2}What's on Tuesdays? 1941 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,403 {\an8}Personal shit. Don't worry about it. 1940 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,403 {\an2}Personal shit. Don't worry about it. 1951 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,655 {\an8}What? 1950 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,655 {\an2}What? 1961 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,491 {\an8}Are you okay? 1960 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,491 {\an2}Are you okay? 1971 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,452 {\an8}Do I have to be in here? 1970 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,452 {\an2}Do I have to be in here? 1981 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,121 {\an8}Can't I just wait until you're done? 1980 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,121 {\an2}Can't I just wait until you're done? 1991 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,039 {\an8}Bubbi, I'm on a massive time crunch. 1990 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,039 {\an2}Bubbi, I'm on a massive time crunch. 2001 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:42,124 {\an8}By the way, 2000 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:42,124 {\an2}By the way, 2011 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,751 {\an8}- I love this gay wallpaper. - Thanks. 2010 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,751 {\an2}- I love this gay wallpaper. - Thanks. 2021 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,378 {\an8}Xander bought all the art in the house. 2020 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,378 {\an2}Xander bought all the art in the house. 2031 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,629 {\an8}Very colorful. 2030 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,629 {\an2}Very colorful. 2041 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,715 {\an8}Very gay and classy. 2040 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,715 {\an2}Very gay and classy. 2051 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,176 {\an8}Look, Bubbi, there are some steps we can take in the meantime 2050 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,176 {\an2}Look, Bubbi, there are some steps we can take in the meantime 2061 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,260 {\an8}while we're waiting this out. 2060 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,260 {\an2}while we're waiting this out. 2071 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,429 {\an8}But I need you to be completely honest with me. 2070 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,429 {\an2}But I need you to be completely honest with me. 2081 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,472 {\an8}There are no more secrets between us. 2080 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,472 {\an2}There are no more secrets between us. 2091 00:09:57,556 --> 00:10:00,392 {\an8}Look into my eyes. Do not break eye contact with me, Bubbi. 2090 00:09:57,556 --> 00:10:00,392 {\an2}Look into my eyes. Do not break eye contact with me, Bubbi. 2101 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,019 {\an8}Have you ever killed someone? 2100 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,019 {\an2}Have you ever killed someone? 2111 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,271 {\an8}No, Ira. I've never killed someone. 2110 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,271 {\an2}No, Ira. I've never killed someone. 2121 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,898 {\an8}I can't wipe my ass with this. 2120 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,898 {\an2}I can't wipe my ass with this. 2131 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:09,735 {\an8}This performative, "I'm a good person," environmental toilet paper. 2130 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:09,735 {\an2}This performative, "I'm a good person," environmental toilet paper. 2141 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,403 {\an8}- What's your assistant's name? - Sammy. 2140 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,403 {\an2}- What's your assistant's name? - Sammy. 2151 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,696 {\an8}- Sammy! - Yeah? 2150 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,696 {\an2}- Sammy! - Yeah? 2161 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,947 {\an8}Come in here. 2160 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,947 {\an2}Come in here. 2171 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:17,451 {\an8}Can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here? 2170 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:17,451 {\an2}Can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here? 2181 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,411 {\an8}- The good toilet paper. - The good toilet paper. 2180 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,411 {\an2}- The good toilet paper. - The good toilet paper. 2191 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,246 {\an8}- Yeah. - And, Bubbi, just real quick, 2190 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,246 {\an2}- Yeah. - And, Bubbi, just real quick, 2201 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,623 {\an8}it's primary not master. 2200 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,623 {\an2}it's primary not master. 2211 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,291 {\an8}- What thread count is it? - Sorry. 2210 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,291 {\an2}- What thread count is it? - Sorry. 2221 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,542 {\an8}I don't know, Ira. 2220 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,542 {\an2}I don't know, Ira. 2231 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,337 {\an8}- It's Scott from the store. - Toss it, let me see. 2230 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,337 {\an2}- It's Scott from the store. - Toss it, let me see. 2241 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:30,672 {\an8}Jesus Christ. 2240 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:30,672 {\an2}Jesus Christ. 2251 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:31,840 {\an8}It smells like... 2250 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:31,840 {\an2}It smells like... 2261 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,593 {\an8}like earring backs in here. 2260 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,593 {\an2}like earring backs in here. 2271 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,470 {\an8}Yes. That means you're healthy. 2270 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,470 {\an2}Yes. That means you're healthy. 2281 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,140 {\an8}What the fuck? 2280 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,140 {\an2}What the fuck? 2291 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,558 {\an8}Cover your mouth. That's disgusting. 2290 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,558 {\an2}Cover your mouth. That's disgusting. 2301 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,185 {\an8}- You've got germs. - I'm... I'm sorry, I-- 2300 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,185 {\an2}- You've got germs. - I'm... I'm sorry, I-- 2311 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,479 {\an8}- Besides the health stuff, it's so rude. - I'm sorry. 2310 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,479 {\an2}- Besides the health stuff, it's so rude. - I'm sorry. 2321 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,815 {\an8}Aside from me getting sick, it's rude 2320 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,815 {\an2}Aside from me getting sick, it's rude 2331 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,651 {\an8}because those particles fly into my nose and m... 2330 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,651 {\an2}because those particles fly into my nose and m... 2341 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:51,860 {\an8}- Do y... Can you-- - Sammy, just-- 2340 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:51,860 {\an2}- Do y... Can you-- - Sammy, just-- 2351 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,071 {\an8}Actually, is this fucked up to say I kind of like this? 2350 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,071 {\an2}Actually, is this fucked up to say I kind of like this? 2361 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,697 {\an8}Turn around, Bubbi, eye contact. 2360 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,697 {\an2}Turn around, Bubbi, eye contact. 2371 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,032 {\an8}Come closer. 2370 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,032 {\an2}Come closer. 2381 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,993 {\an8}- Have you ever killed someone? - No, Ira. 2380 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,993 {\an2}- Have you ever killed someone? - No, Ira. 2391 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,328 {\an8}Okay. 2390 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,328 {\an2}Okay. 2401 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,830 {\an8}Bubbi, I'm not a judgy person. 2400 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,830 {\an2}Bubbi, I'm not a judgy person. 2411 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:07,501 {\an8}I'm more of a "you do you, I'ma go ahead and do me," girl. 2410 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:07,501 {\an2}I'm more of a "you do you, I'ma go ahead and do me," girl. 2421 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,877 {\an8}Ira! 2420 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,877 {\an2}Ira! 2431 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,172 {\an8}I have never killed someone! 2430 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,172 {\an2}I have never killed someone! 2441 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,591 {\an8}For real! 2440 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,591 {\an2}For real! 2451 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:21,306 {\an8}You're making me uncomfortable with your anger. 2450 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:21,306 {\an2}You're making me uncomfortable with your anger. 2461 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,726 {\an8}And I think that's something we should look at. 2460 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,726 {\an2}And I think that's something we should look at. 2471 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,937 {\an8}You can have at the scraps. 2470 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,937 {\an2}You can have at the scraps. 2481 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,899 {\an8}- I'm sorry, what? - You can have at the scraps. 2480 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,899 {\an2}- I'm sorry, what? - You can have at the scraps. 2491 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,443 {\an8}That's really nice of you, Ira. Thank you. 2490 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,443 {\an2}That's really nice of you, Ira. Thank you. 2501 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,320 {\an8}You know, she's actually great. 2500 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,320 {\an2}You know, she's actually great. 2511 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,364 {\an8}- Yeah. - I like her. Next, have you ever watched 2510 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,364 {\an2}- Yeah. - I like her. Next, have you ever watched 2521 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,448 {\an8}- anyone be killed? - No, Ira. 2520 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,448 {\an2}- anyone be killed? - No, Ira. 2531 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,825 {\an8}Have you ever paid someone to kill someone? 2530 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,825 {\an2}Have you ever paid someone to kill someone? 2541 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,243 {\an8}- No. - Have you ever fucked a dead person? 2540 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,243 {\an2}- No. - Have you ever fucked a dead person? 2551 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,744 {\an8}- No. - Has a dead person ever fucked you? 2550 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,744 {\an2}- No. - Has a dead person ever fucked you? 2561 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,162 {\an8}No! 2560 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,162 {\an2}No! 2571 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,581 {\an8}How does that even work? 2570 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,581 {\an2}How does that even work? 2581 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,916 {\an8}Let's just say it starts with Mel Gibson and a whole lot of poppers, 2580 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,916 {\an2}Let's just say it starts with Mel Gibson and a whole lot of poppers, 2591 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,252 {\an8}and ends two decks over with the 10:00 a.m. Nate'n Al's breakfast. 2590 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,252 {\an2}and ends two decks over with the 10:00 a.m. Nate'n Al's breakfast. 2601 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,420 {\an8}You do the math, gorgeous. 2600 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,420 {\an2}You do the math, gorgeous. 2611 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:55,507 {\an8}Just to be clear, you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being 2610 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:55,507 {\an2}Just to be clear, you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being 2621 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,427 {\an8}is that Mel Gibson takes poppers? 2620 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,427 {\an2}is that Mel Gibson takes poppers? 2631 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,179 {\an8}You're saying that. You're saying that. 2630 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,179 {\an2}You're saying that. You're saying that. 2641 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,014 {\an8}I would never betray a client like that, 2640 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,014 {\an2}I would never betray a client like that, 2651 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,724 {\an8}and I'm offended you would even suggest it. 2650 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,724 {\an2}and I'm offended you would even suggest it. 2661 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,768 {\an8}I would lose my license to practice law in the state of California if I did. 2660 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,768 {\an2}I would lose my license to practice law in the state of California if I did. 2671 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,230 {\an8}But just between us, it's pretty fucked up actually. 2670 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,230 {\an2}But just between us, it's pretty fucked up actually. 2681 00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,357 {\an8}They partied with the guy like he was alive all weekend. 2680 00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,357 {\an2}They partied with the guy like he was alive all weekend. 2691 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,151 {\an8}They actually made a cute little picture about it. 2690 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,151 {\an2}They actually made a cute little picture about it. 2701 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,527 {\an8}Weekend at Bernie's? 2700 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,527 {\an2}Weekend at Bernie's? 2711 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,654 {\an8}Yes, Weekend at Bernie's, Bubbi. 2710 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,654 {\an2}Yes, Weekend at Bernie's, Bubbi. 2721 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,115 {\an8}You're hysterical. 2720 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,115 {\an2}You're hysterical. 2731 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,075 {\an8}You've gotten funnier. 2730 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,075 {\an2}You've gotten funnier. 2741 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,870 {\an8}I need to know everyone who hates you. 2740 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,870 {\an2}I need to know everyone who hates you. 2751 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,206 {\an8}Who hates me? 2750 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,206 {\an2}Who hates me? 2761 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,790 {\an8}Fuck. 2760 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,790 {\an2}Fuck. 2771 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,670 {\an8}My first manager from when I was a kid probably. 2770 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,670 {\an2}My first manager from when I was a kid probably. 2781 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,591 {\an8}Good, right. The guy who represents kid actors and works out of the bowling alley. 2780 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,591 {\an2}Good, right. The guy who represents kid actors and works out of the bowling alley. 2791 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,926 {\an8}Who else? 2790 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,926 {\an2}Who else? 2801 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,846 {\an8}My old on-and-off ex-girlfriend, Savannah. 2800 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,846 {\an2}My old on-and-off ex-girlfriend, Savannah. 2811 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,723 {\an8}Okay, and? 2810 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,723 {\an2}Okay, and? 2821 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,560 {\an8}- Who else? - That's it. 2820 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,560 {\an2}- Who else? - That's it. 2831 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,523 {\an8}Who hates him? 2830 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,523 {\an2}Who hates him? 2841 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,107 {\an8}What? 2840 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,107 {\an2}What? 2851 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,985 {\an8}Who hates him? 2850 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,985 {\an2}Who hates him? 2861 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,529 {\an8}Well, off the top of my head, 2860 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,529 {\an2}Well, off the top of my head, 2871 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,949 {\an8}your old manager, your old trainer, your new trainer, 2870 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,949 {\an2}your old manager, your old trainer, your new trainer, 2881 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,201 {\an8}your old pool guy, your old, old pool guys, 2880 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,201 {\an2}your old pool guy, your old, old pool guys, 2891 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,285 {\an8}your mom. 2890 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,285 {\an2}your mom. 2901 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:06,453 {\an8}Your mom hates you. 2900 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:06,453 {\an2}Your mom hates you. 2911 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,248 {\an8}Those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely 2910 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,248 {\an2}Those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely 2921 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,917 {\an8}and then returned when you realized, like, they don't wipe their own asses, 2920 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,917 {\an2}and then returned when you realized, like, they don't wipe their own asses, 2931 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,460 {\an8}and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna do it. 2930 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,460 {\an2}and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna do it. 2941 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,839 {\an8}Your old boxing coach, your old tennis instructor, your ex, 2940 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,839 {\an2}Your old boxing coach, your old tennis instructor, your ex, 2951 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,966 {\an8}and I have, like, a separate list for, like, directors, actors, 2950 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,966 {\an2}and I have, like, a separate list for, like, directors, actors, 2961 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,593 {\an8}costume designers, hair and makeup people, craft service, whatever, la-da-da-da-da, 2960 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,593 {\an2}costume designers, hair and makeup people, craft service, whatever, la-da-da-da-da, 2971 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,179 {\an8}and, like, executives that you've worked with if you want me to start on that. 2970 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,179 {\an2}and, like, executives that you've worked with if you want me to start on that. 2981 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,430 {\an8}Jesus Christ. 2980 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,430 {\an2}Jesus Christ. 2991 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,515 {\an8}Sorry. 2990 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,515 {\an2}Sorry. 3001 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:30,978 {\an8}Can I just say something? My old trainer doesn't hate me, 3000 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:30,978 {\an2}Can I just say something? My old trainer doesn't hate me, 3011 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,021 {\an8}because he passed away. 3010 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,021 {\an2}because he passed away. 3021 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:36,191 {\an8}- Okay. - I'm just saying. 3020 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:36,191 {\an2}- Okay. - I'm just saying. 3031 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,235 {\an8}Hey, 3030 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,235 {\an2}Hey, 3041 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,488 {\an8}I believe you, pal, I really do. That's... That's awesome. 3040 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,488 {\an2}I believe you, pal, I really do. That's... That's awesome. 3051 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,701 {\an8}You need to go see these people and apologize to them. 3050 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,701 {\an2}You need to go see these people and apologize to them. 3061 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,035 {\an8}Make it right with them. 3060 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,035 {\an2}Make it right with them. 3071 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:50,330 {\an8}And without them realizing it, feel out if they're the ones behind the video. 3070 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:50,330 {\an2}And without them realizing it, feel out if they're the ones behind the video. 3081 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,749 {\an8}I don't know if I can do that, Ira. 3080 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,749 {\an2}I don't know if I can do that, Ira. 3091 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,209 {\an8}That's way too intense. 3090 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,209 {\an2}That's way too intense. 3101 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,044 {\an8}Bubbi, you don't have to mean it. 3100 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,044 {\an2}Bubbi, you don't have to mean it. 3111 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:59,256 {\an8}You just have to go through the motions of apologizing to save your ass. 3110 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:59,256 {\an2}You just have to go through the motions of apologizing to save your ass. 3121 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,133 {\an8}All right, Bubbi, I gotta get going. 3120 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,133 {\an2}All right, Bubbi, I gotta get going. 3131 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,801 {\an8}Tom Hanks body-slammed his housekeeper. 3130 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,801 {\an2}Tom Hanks body-slammed his housekeeper. 3141 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,136 {\an8}It's not as bad as it sounds. 3140 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,136 {\an2}It's not as bad as it sounds. 3151 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,555 {\an8}They were just roughhousing, but she is in her 70s. 3150 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,555 {\an2}They were just roughhousing, but she is in her 70s. 3161 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,973 {\an8}Shouldn't be horsing around like that. 3160 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,973 {\an2}Shouldn't be horsing around like that. 3171 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,392 {\an8}So, I should get over to Cedars and make sure shit's kosher. 3170 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,392 {\an2}So, I should get over to Cedars and make sure shit's kosher. 3181 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,436 {\an8}By the way, incredible crushed ice at Cedars. 3180 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,436 {\an2}By the way, incredible crushed ice at Cedars. 3191 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,021 {\an8}I'll let you know if I hear anything. 3190 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,021 {\an2}I'll let you know if I hear anything. 3201 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:47,137 {\an8}My assistant said all of these people don't like me. 3200 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:47,137 {\an2}My assistant said all of these people don't like me. 3211 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,555 {\an8}Was I an asshole? 3210 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,555 {\an2}Was I an asshole? 3221 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:58,315 {\an8}Do you want to take longer to answer that? 3220 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:58,315 {\an2}Do you want to take longer to answer that? 3231 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,942 {\an8}- Just to people you interacted with. - Yeah. 3230 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,942 {\an2}- Just to people you interacted with. - Yeah. 3241 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,276 {\an8}- Not like fans and stuff. - No. 3240 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,276 {\an2}- Not like fans and stuff. - No. 3251 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,197 {\an8}I think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head. 3250 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,197 {\an2}I think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head. 3261 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,990 {\an8}And maybe you weren't, like, 3260 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,990 {\an2}And maybe you weren't, like, 3271 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,493 {\an8}super considerate about how you spoke to people. 3270 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,493 {\an2}super considerate about how you spoke to people. 3281 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,036 {\an8}And now you're very aware. 3280 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,036 {\an2}And now you're very aware. 3291 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,289 {\an8}But up until, like, a few years ago, you could kind of get away with 3290 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,289 {\an2}But up until, like, a few years ago, you could kind of get away with 3301 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,874 {\an8}being a secret dick. 3300 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,874 {\an2}being a secret dick. 3311 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,044 {\an8}We've known each other for 40 years. We've been there and supported one another. 3310 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,044 {\an2}We've known each other for 40 years. We've been there and supported one another. 3321 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,172 {\an8}We have always known the person that was in there. 3320 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,172 {\an2}We have always known the person that was in there. 3331 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,216 {\an8}Yeah, and go easy on yourself. 3330 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,216 {\an2}Yeah, and go easy on yourself. 3341 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,301 {\an8}You were literally on drugs. 3340 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,301 {\an2}You were literally on drugs. 3351 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,970 {\an8}It's way easier to support you 3350 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,970 {\an2}It's way easier to support you 3361 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,179 {\an8}now that you're sober. 3360 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,179 {\an2}now that you're sober. 3371 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:32,224 {\an8}I mean, at least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store 3370 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:32,224 {\an2}I mean, at least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store 3381 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,351 {\an8}you used to buy heroin at downtown. 3380 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,351 {\an2}you used to buy heroin at downtown. 3391 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,396 {\an8}I mean, you know how many empty, naked baby dolls 3390 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,396 {\an2}I mean, you know how many empty, naked baby dolls 3401 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,940 {\an8}I had to explain to the housekeeper? Yeah, I had to look up in Spanish, 3400 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,940 {\an2}I had to explain to the housekeeper? Yeah, I had to look up in Spanish, 3411 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,484 {\an8}"Don't worry, Maria. It's no for sexual. 3410 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,484 {\an2}"Don't worry, Maria. It's no for sexual. 3421 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:43,902 {\an8}It's for drug." 3420 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:43,902 {\an2}It's for drug." 3431 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:47,364 {\an8}By the way, zero parking at the heroin doll store downtown. 3430 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:47,364 {\an2}By the way, zero parking at the heroin doll store downtown. 3441 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:51,994 {\an8}Yeah. 3440 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:51,994 {\an2}Yeah. 3451 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,914 {\an8}It got bad. 3450 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,914 {\an2}It got bad. 3461 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:58,542 {\an8}It got really scary. 3460 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:58,542 {\an2}It got really scary. 3471 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,045 {\an8}I don't ever want to see that look in your eye again. 3470 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,045 {\an2}I don't ever want to see that look in your eye again. 3481 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:05,924 {\an8}You never will. 3480 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:05,924 {\an2}You never will. 3491 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,677 {\an8}So, let's do what Ira says. 3490 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,677 {\an2}So, let's do what Ira says. 3501 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,263 {\an8}Make the apologies and find out who's extorting you. 3500 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,263 {\an2}Make the apologies and find out who's extorting you. 3511 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,473 {\an8}He always gets you out of this stuff. 3510 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,473 {\an2}He always gets you out of this stuff. 3521 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:14,474 {\an8}It's going to be so fun. 3520 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:14,474 {\an2}It's going to be so fun. 3531 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,895 {\an8}I'm already putting together a playlist for the apology/who's-extorting-Reef tour. 3530 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,895 {\an2}I'm already putting together a playlist for the apology/who's-extorting-Reef tour. 3541 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:19,771 {\an8}Hey, Siri, 3540 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:19,771 {\an2}Hey, Siri, 3551 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,273 {\an8}whip me up a playlist 3550 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,273 {\an2}whip me up a playlist 3561 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,276 {\an8}for a middle-aged man in extreme state of crisis. 3560 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,276 {\an2}for a middle-aged man in extreme state of crisis. 3571 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,861 {\an8}But keep it fun and slutty. 3570 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,861 {\an2}But keep it fun and slutty. 3581 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,362 {\an8}And skinny. 3580 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,362 {\an2}And skinny. 3591 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,798 {\an8}If the party's where you're at 3590 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,798 {\an2}If the party's where you're at 3601 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,301 {\an8}Said, uh, don't be trippin' 3600 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,301 {\an2}Said, uh, don't be trippin' 3611 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:52,346 {\an8}I will say, I kind of hate extortion, 3610 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:52,346 {\an2}I will say, I kind of hate extortion, 3621 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,640 {\an8}but the upside is that we all get to drive around together 3620 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,640 {\an2}but the upside is that we all get to drive around together 3631 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,683 {\an8}like the dumb sluts we used to be in high school. 3630 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,683 {\an2}like the dumb sluts we used to be in high school. 3641 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,477 {\an8}And I am obsessed 3640 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,477 {\an2}And I am obsessed 3651 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,103 {\an8}- with that part of extortion. - Beyond. 3650 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,103 {\an2}- with that part of extortion. - Beyond. 3661 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,315 {\an8}What I really enjoy about it is that we get to be here with you... 3660 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,315 {\an2}What I really enjoy about it is that we get to be here with you... 3671 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,398 {\an8}- Yes. - ...Reef. 3670 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,398 {\an2}- Yes. - ...Reef. 3681 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,401 {\an8}And guess what else I brought with me? 3680 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,401 {\an2}And guess what else I brought with me? 3691 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,445 {\an8}OMG. Are we going to smoke? 3690 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,445 {\an2}OMG. Are we going to smoke? 3701 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,907 {\an8}We're not going to smoke. We're 120, okay? 3700 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,907 {\an2}We're not going to smoke. We're 120, okay? 3711 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,243 {\an8}- We're going to fake smoke. - Yes. 3710 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,243 {\an2}- We're going to fake smoke. - Yes. 3721 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,371 {\an8}I cannot believe kids vape these days. 3720 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,371 {\an2}I cannot believe kids vape these days. 3731 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,582 {\an8}- They are so gay. - They... They're so lame. 3730 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,582 {\an2}- They are so gay. - They... They're so lame. 3741 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,167 {\an8}If I saw a kid vaping, I would literally run over to him, 3740 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,167 {\an2}If I saw a kid vaping, I would literally run over to him, 3751 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,171 {\an8}push him over and just be like, "Nice look, virgin." 3750 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,171 {\an2}push him over and just be like, "Nice look, virgin." 3761 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,260 {\an8}They're literally an oral fedora. 3760 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,260 {\an2}They're literally an oral fedora. 3771 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,720 {\an8}Fuck. I haven't seen this guy in like 30 years, 3770 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,720 {\an2}Fuck. I haven't seen this guy in like 30 years, 3781 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:36,557 {\an8}and now I'm gonna be late to apologize, and I... 3780 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:36,557 {\an2}and now I'm gonna be late to apologize, and I... 3791 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,392 {\an8}I'm gonna look like even more of an asshole. 3790 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,392 {\an2}I'm gonna look like even more of an asshole. 3801 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,187 {\an8}I've always said it's not an amends unless you power top it. 3800 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,187 {\an2}I've always said it's not an amends unless you power top it. 3811 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,565 {\an8}Just get in there and just dom it out, babe. 3810 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,565 {\an2}Just get in there and just dom it out, babe. 3821 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:48,068 {\an8}I love outlandish humor with my friends. 3820 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:48,068 {\an2}I love outlandish humor with my friends. 3831 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:54,157 {\an8}You know, kid, I found this guy Reef over at Oakwoods, same as you, 3830 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:54,157 {\an2}You know, kid, I found this guy Reef over at Oakwoods, same as you, 3841 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,076 {\an8}and I signed him. 3840 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,076 {\an2}and I signed him. 3851 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,245 {\an8}At this booth. 3850 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,245 {\an2}At this booth. 3861 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,454 {\an8}Same as you. 3860 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,454 {\an2}Same as you. 3871 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:00,747 {\an8}Right here at this booth. 3870 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:00,747 {\an2}Right here at this booth. 3881 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,917 {\an8}Reef, can't wait to work with you. 3880 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,917 {\an2}Reef, can't wait to work with you. 3891 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,086 {\an8}I know our schedules will line up one of these days. 3890 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,086 {\an2}I know our schedules will line up one of these days. 3901 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,629 {\an8}Can you imagine them 3900 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,629 {\an2}Can you imagine them 3911 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:11,049 {\an8}letting us two silverbacks pound our chests in the same cage? 3910 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:11,049 {\an2}letting us two silverbacks pound our chests in the same cage? 3921 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,843 {\an8}I'd sit down and order a salad, 3920 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,843 {\an2}I'd sit down and order a salad, 3931 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,052 {\an8}but I've got a 4:30 callback 3930 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,052 {\an2}but I've got a 4:30 callback 3941 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,971 {\an8}- for that Valtrex commercial. - Valtrex? 3940 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,971 {\an2}- for that Valtrex commercial. - Valtrex? 3951 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,807 {\an8}Yeah. I'm reading for the grandson of the woman who has genital herpes. 3950 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,807 {\an2}Yeah. I'm reading for the grandson of the woman who has genital herpes. 3961 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,559 {\an8}It's actually quite a complex character. 3960 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,559 {\an2}It's actually quite a complex character. 3971 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,394 {\an8}I love that. Is Ellen casting it? 3970 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,394 {\an2}I love that. Is Ellen casting it? 3981 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,730 {\an8}- Yep. Ellen's such a sweet girl, huh? - Okay. I know she is. 3980 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,730 {\an2}- Yep. Ellen's such a sweet girl, huh? - Okay. I know she is. 3991 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:25,814 {\an8}And we love her. 3990 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:25,814 {\an2}And we love her. 4001 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,108 {\an8}Fuck me. I'm late. 4000 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,108 {\an2}Fuck me. I'm late. 4011 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,276 {\an8}Beautiful day, guys. 4010 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,276 {\an2}Beautiful day, guys. 4021 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,028 {\an8}Okay. Hey, knock 'em dead, will you? 4020 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,028 {\an2}Okay. Hey, knock 'em dead, will you? 4031 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,613 {\an8}Always do and will do. 4030 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,613 {\an2}Always do and will do. 4041 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:34,907 {\an8}Oh, wow. 4040 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:34,907 {\an2}Oh, wow. 4051 00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:42,915 {\an8}Quit cigs. Sixteen days now. 4050 00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:42,915 {\an2}Quit cigs. Sixteen days now. 4061 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:43,999 {\an8}Sorry. 4060 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:43,999 {\an2}Sorry. 4071 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,460 {\an8}- That's awesome, Red. - Yes, thank you. 4070 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,460 {\an2}- That's awesome, Red. - Yes, thank you. 4081 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,170 {\an8}Red Rodriguez. 4080 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,170 {\an2}Red Rodriguez. 4091 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,631 {\an8}Manager to the stars. 4090 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,631 {\an2}Manager to the stars. 4101 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,466 {\an8}Always bet on Red, baby. 4100 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,466 {\an2}Always bet on Red, baby. 4111 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,550 {\an8}Yeah. 4110 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,550 {\an2}Yeah. 4121 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,512 {\an8}Still out here hustling. 4120 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,512 {\an2}Still out here hustling. 4131 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,392 {\an8}Red. 4130 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,392 {\an2}Red. 4141 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,564 {\an8}I came here to apologize to you. 4140 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,564 {\an2}I came here to apologize to you. 4151 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,693 {\an8}Can I ask you something, Reef? 4150 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,693 {\an2}Can I ask you something, Reef? 4161 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,195 {\an8}Of course. 4160 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,195 {\an2}Of course. 4171 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,740 {\an8}What are you sorry for? 4170 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,740 {\an2}What are you sorry for? 4181 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,078 {\an8}I'm really sorry I fired you. 4180 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,078 {\an2}I'm really sorry I fired you. 4191 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:30,462 {\an8}You know, I remember when I met you by the pool, 4190 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:30,462 {\an2}You know, I remember when I met you by the pool, 4201 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,298 {\an8}and you had no front teeth, you know? 4200 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,298 {\an2}and you had no front teeth, you know? 4211 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,968 {\an8}You were so fucking adorable. 4210 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,968 {\an2}You were so fucking adorable. 4221 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,596 {\an8}You were really there for me at that time. 4220 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,596 {\an2}You were really there for me at that time. 4231 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,307 {\an8}I was, I was. 4230 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,307 {\an2}I was, I was. 4241 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,978 {\an8}But you had this fucking light in you. 4240 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,978 {\an2}But you had this fucking light in you. 4251 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,564 {\an8}You'd light up my days. 4250 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,564 {\an2}You'd light up my days. 4261 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,149 {\an8}And I'm not just talking about the work. The work was always brilliant. 4260 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,149 {\an2}And I'm not just talking about the work. The work was always brilliant. 4271 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,609 {\an8}But you... 4270 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,609 {\an2}But you... 4281 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,654 {\an8}Well, you started getting jobs, 4280 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,654 {\an2}Well, you started getting jobs, 4291 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:58,282 {\an8}and there he is. 4290 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:58,282 {\an2}and there he is. 4301 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,244 {\an8}There he is, huh? 4300 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,244 {\an2}There he is, huh? 4311 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:06,039 {\an8}And I was fucking proud, I gotta tell you, and not just because I'm your manager but... 4310 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:06,039 {\an2}And I was fucking proud, I gotta tell you, and not just because I'm your manager but... 4321 00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,124 {\an8}You know, 4320 00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,124 {\an2}You know, 4331 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:12,212 {\an8}it was almost as if it was me, in a way, I was so proud. 4330 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:12,212 {\an2}it was almost as if it was me, in a way, I was so proud. 4341 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,507 {\an8}Then you start running around Hollywood, 4340 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,507 {\an2}Then you start running around Hollywood, 4351 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,467 {\an8}and you're getting some bit parts in movies, 4350 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,467 {\an2}and you're getting some bit parts in movies, 4361 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,344 {\an8}you're hitting the clubs, you're getting some pussy, 4360 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,344 {\an2}you're hitting the clubs, you're getting some pussy, 4371 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:20,929 {\an8}and I'm getting nervous. 4370 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:20,929 {\an2}and I'm getting nervous. 4381 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:24,266 {\an8}Not just 'cause I don't want you to get in trouble for your career, 4380 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:24,266 {\an2}Not just 'cause I don't want you to get in trouble for your career, 4391 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,561 {\an8}but I'm worried about you getting in trouble for you. 4390 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,561 {\an2}but I'm worried about you getting in trouble for you. 4401 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,814 {\an8}And I hear things. 4400 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,814 {\an2}And I hear things. 4411 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,233 {\an8}I mean, weed and all that I know, okay, 4410 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,233 {\an2}I mean, weed and all that I know, okay, 4421 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,985 {\an8}but I hear the harder stuff. 4420 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,985 {\an2}but I hear the harder stuff. 4431 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,196 {\an8}The harder stuff. 4430 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,196 {\an2}The harder stuff. 4441 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:41,408 {\an8}And I didn't know how to handle it, you know? 4440 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:41,408 {\an2}And I didn't know how to handle it, you know? 4451 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,911 {\an8}I did the best I could at that time. 4450 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,911 {\an2}I did the best I could at that time. 4461 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,623 {\an8}I wanted to smack the shit out of you, 4460 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,623 {\an2}I wanted to smack the shit out of you, 4471 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,458 {\an8}but I still worked for you. 4470 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,458 {\an2}but I still worked for you. 4481 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,294 {\an8}Really, honestly, I didn't know what my role was. 4480 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,294 {\an2}Really, honestly, I didn't know what my role was. 4491 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,006 {\an8}You know, in that whole thing. I just didn't know. 4490 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,006 {\an2}You know, in that whole thing. I just didn't know. 4501 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:02,513 {\an8}Maybe I handled it right, maybe I did the right thing... 4500 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:02,513 {\an2}Maybe I handled it right, maybe I did the right thing... 4511 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:05,849 {\an8}maybe I didn't. 4510 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:05,849 {\an2}maybe I didn't. 4521 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,938 {\an8}I really don't know. I don't know what's right or wrong in this situation. 4520 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,938 {\an2}I really don't know. I don't know what's right or wrong in this situation. 4531 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,273 {\an8}Anyway. 4530 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,273 {\an2}Anyway. 4541 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,692 {\an8}Look, I didn't expect you to stay. I didn't expect that. 4540 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,692 {\an2}Look, I didn't expect you to stay. I didn't expect that. 4551 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:18,320 {\an8}I know... I know I'm a joke to you guys now. 4550 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:18,320 {\an2}I know... I know I'm a joke to you guys now. 4561 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,531 {\an8}The bowling alley, the roulette wheel. 4560 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,531 {\an2}The bowling alley, the roulette wheel. 4571 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,866 {\an8}I know who the fuck I am. 4570 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,866 {\an2}I know who the fuck I am. 4581 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,118 {\an8}I know what the fuck I am. 4580 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,118 {\an2}I know what the fuck I am. 4591 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:30,332 {\an8}Which is, I'm the guy you leave if I do my job right. 4590 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:30,332 {\an2}Which is, I'm the guy you leave if I do my job right. 4601 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,000 {\an8}Okay? 4600 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,000 {\an2}Okay? 4611 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,877 {\an8}I know that. It's all right. 4610 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,877 {\an2}I know that. It's all right. 4621 00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,049 {\an8}I loved all you crazy little cocksuckers. 4620 00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,049 {\an2}I loved all you crazy little cocksuckers. 4631 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,342 {\an8}I really did. 4630 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,342 {\an2}I really did. 4641 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,094 {\an8}But you were different, you see. 4640 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,094 {\an2}But you were different, you see. 4651 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,804 {\an8}You were different. You were like... 4650 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,804 {\an2}You were different. You were like... 4661 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,431 {\an8}You were like family to me. 4660 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,431 {\an2}You were like family to me. 4671 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:48,684 {\an8}Yeah. 4670 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:48,684 {\an2}Yeah. 4681 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,272 {\an8}Yeah. 4680 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,272 {\an2}Yeah. 4691 00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:59,820 {\an8}And you know, what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone. 4690 00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:59,820 {\an2}And you know, what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone. 4701 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:02,781 {\an8}Not one. 4700 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:02,781 {\an2}Not one. 4711 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:04,867 {\an8}Every time with you guys, 4710 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:04,867 {\an2}Every time with you guys, 4721 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,244 {\an8}the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke. 4720 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,244 {\an2}the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke. 4731 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:12,332 {\an8}I mean, all I ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear, 4730 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:12,332 {\an2}I mean, all I ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear, 4741 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,085 {\an8}"Hey, Red." 4740 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,085 {\an2}"Hey, Red." 4751 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:22,968 {\an8}Could've called me. 4750 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:22,968 {\an2}Could've called me. 4761 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,724 {\an8}I didn't have your number. 4760 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,724 {\an2}I didn't have your number. 4771 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,538 {\an8}Hi. 4770 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,538 {\an2}Hi. 4781 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,373 {\an8}I just want to say I'm a big fan. 4780 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,373 {\an2}I just want to say I'm a big fan. 4791 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:56,460 {\an8}- Thank you, I appreciate that. Thank you. - Yeah. 4790 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:56,460 {\an2}- Thank you, I appreciate that. Thank you. - Yeah. 4801 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,961 {\an8}Mate, you're Reef fucking Hawk. 4800 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,961 {\an2}Mate, you're Reef fucking Hawk. 4811 00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,379 {\an8}Fuck! You fucking serious? 4810 00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,379 {\an2}Fuck! You fucking serious? 4821 00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,715 {\an8}- There was a period where I did not... - ...ecstasy on a night out... 4820 00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,715 {\an2}- There was a period where I did not... - ...ecstasy on a night out... 4831 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:02,925 {\an8}...speak to my son for three years. 4830 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:02,925 {\an2}...speak to my son for three years. 4841 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,760 {\an8}...11 years ago in Sydney. 4840 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,760 {\an2}...11 years ago in Sydney. 4851 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,178 {\an8}...you and Sean Penn. 4850 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,178 {\an2}...you and Sean Penn. 4861 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,096 {\an8}I chucked it in the dumpo 'cause she was on the blob. 4860 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,096 {\an2}I chucked it in the dumpo 'cause she was on the blob. 4871 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:11,767 {\an8}Aside from my feelings on the film, technically, it's astonishing. 4870 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:11,767 {\an2}Aside from my feelings on the film, technically, it's astonishing. 4881 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,269 {\an8}I must admit, I feel like you chucked it in my dumpo. 4880 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,269 {\an2}I must admit, I feel like you chucked it in my dumpo. 4891 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:15,687 {\an8}Oh, actually. 4890 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:15,687 {\an2}Oh, actually. 4901 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,231 {\an8}What's your phone number? 4900 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,231 {\an2}What's your phone number? 4911 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,988 {\an8}Hey, pal, excuse me. Yo. 4910 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,988 {\an2}Hey, pal, excuse me. Yo. 4921 00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,074 {\an8}Hey, I don't want to interrupt you. I never do this. 4920 00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,074 {\an2}Hey, I don't want to interrupt you. I never do this. 4931 00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:28,116 {\an8}I'm a big fan. 4930 00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:28,116 {\an2}I'm a big fan. 4941 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,494 {\an8}I'm not here to blow you up or bug you. 4940 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,494 {\an2}I'm not here to blow you up or bug you. 4951 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:34,581 {\an8}I just want to tell you I'm renting this for a while, wanted to introduce myself. 4950 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:34,581 {\an2}I just want to tell you I'm renting this for a while, wanted to introduce myself. 4961 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,751 {\an8}- Reef. - Yeah, no, I know. 4960 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,751 {\an2}- Reef. - Yeah, no, I know. 4971 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,338 {\an8}I'm Buddy. I'm everybody's buddy. 4970 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,338 {\an2}I'm Buddy. I'm everybody's buddy. 4981 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,924 {\an8}We're having some people over today. 4980 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,924 {\an2}We're having some people over today. 4991 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,510 {\an8}If we make noise, some rap music or something, just tell me. 4990 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,510 {\an2}If we make noise, some rap music or something, just tell me. 5001 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,720 {\an8}We got tons of food. We're gonna have some celebs. 5000 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,720 {\an2}We got tons of food. We're gonna have some celebs. 5011 00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,055 {\an8}Cool, awesome. 5010 00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,055 {\an2}Cool, awesome. 5021 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:54,184 {\an8}Hon, the McLaren's taking up both spots, and Yudi's pulling up from Nobu. 5020 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:54,184 {\an2}Hon, the McLaren's taking up both spots, and Yudi's pulling up from Nobu. 5031 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,269 {\an8}I'll take care of it. 5030 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,269 {\an2}I'll take care of it. 5041 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,687 {\an8}Honey, get off your feet. You gotta lay down. 5040 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,687 {\an2}Honey, get off your feet. You gotta lay down. 5051 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:59,940 {\an8}How many cigarettes did Dr. Crane say I could smoke while pregnant again? 5050 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:59,940 {\an2}How many cigarettes did Dr. Crane say I could smoke while pregnant again? 5061 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,567 {\an8}He said zero. 5060 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,567 {\an2}He said zero. 5071 00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,695 {\an8}Hey, I know you. You dated my grandma. 5070 00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,695 {\an2}Hey, I know you. You dated my grandma. 5081 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,406 {\an8}That's Reef. 5080 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,406 {\an2}That's Reef. 5091 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,699 {\an8}Nice to meet you, Queef. 5090 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,699 {\an2}Nice to meet you, Queef. 5101 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,079 {\an8}Fucking shit, dude. 5100 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,079 {\an2}Fucking shit, dude. 5111 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,539 {\an8}Having my first kid. 5110 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,539 {\an2}Having my first kid. 5121 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,291 {\an8}Well, congrats. 5120 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,291 {\an2}Well, congrats. 5131 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,126 {\an8}I'm like a kid having a kid. 5130 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,126 {\an2}I'm like a kid having a kid. 5141 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:20,836 {\an8}But I'm under 60. 5140 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:20,836 {\an2}But I'm under 60. 5151 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,380 {\an8}That's what they call a Malibu teen dad. 5150 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,380 {\an2}That's what they call a Malibu teen dad. 5161 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:26,633 {\an8}You got kids? 5160 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:26,633 {\an2}You got kids? 5171 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,385 {\an8}No. 5170 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,385 {\an2}No. 5181 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,761 {\an8}Oh, yeah. I read that. 5180 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,761 {\an2}Oh, yeah. I read that. 5191 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:32,639 {\an8}Fuck, you're lucky, dude. 5190 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:32,639 {\an2}Fuck, you're lucky, dude. 5201 00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:35,851 {\an8}You just get to party 24-7. I gotta deal with this shit. 5200 00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:35,851 {\an2}You just get to party 24-7. I gotta deal with this shit. 5211 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:39,104 {\an8}Anyway, all love, homey. 5210 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:39,104 {\an2}Anyway, all love, homey. 5221 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,148 {\an8}Have a good one. 5220 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,148 {\an2}Have a good one. 5231 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:43,859 {\an8}I always do and I will do. 5230 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:43,859 {\an2}I always do and I will do. 5241 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:48,697 {\an8}"Man's Search for Meaning." 5240 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:48,697 {\an2}"Man's Search for Meaning." 5251 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,741 {\an8}It's like the most lit Holocaust book. 5250 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,741 {\an2}It's like the most lit Holocaust book. 5261 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,619 {\an8}My therapist gave me this one after my parents' divorce. 5260 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,619 {\an2}My therapist gave me this one after my parents' divorce. 5271 00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:57,581 {\an8}And, like, in a way, the divorce was my family's personal Holocaust. 5270 00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:57,581 {\an2}And, like, in a way, the divorce was my family's personal Holocaust. 5281 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,834 {\an8}You know? Like, the mistress was Hitler. 5280 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,834 {\an2}You know? Like, the mistress was Hitler. 5291 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:03,295 {\an8}My mom was like Jesse Jackson, 5290 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:03,295 {\an2}My mom was like Jesse Jackson, 5301 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,964 {\an8}that black guy that won that medal 'cause he ran really fast. 5300 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,964 {\an2}that black guy that won that medal 'cause he ran really fast. 5311 00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:08,509 {\an8}- Jesse Owens. - Jesse Owens. 5310 00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:08,509 {\an2}- Jesse Owens. - Jesse Owens. 5321 00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:10,469 {\an8}And I was like Anne Frank. 5320 00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:10,469 {\an2}And I was like Anne Frank. 5331 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,055 {\an8}You know, because I was, like, hiding from my shame. 5330 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,055 {\an2}You know, because I was, like, hiding from my shame. 5341 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,599 {\an8}This book taught me, like, not to hide anymore. 5340 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,599 {\an2}This book taught me, like, not to hide anymore. 5351 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,560 {\an8}And I don't think you should either, so I'm giving this to you. 5350 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,560 {\an2}And I don't think you should either, so I'm giving this to you. 5361 00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:19,937 {\an8}It would be good for you. 5360 00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:19,937 {\an2}It would be good for you. 5371 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,313 {\an8}Excuse me. 5370 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,313 {\an2}Excuse me. 5381 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,398 {\an8}Oh, yeah. I'm gonna give you some privacy. 5380 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,398 {\an2}Oh, yeah. I'm gonna give you some privacy. 5391 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:25,526 {\an8}Ira, what's happening? 5390 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:25,526 {\an2}Ira, what's happening? 5401 00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:26,985 {\an8}Fuck, Bubbi, I'm so glad I caught you. Holy shit. 5400 00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:26,985 {\an2}Fuck, Bubbi, I'm so glad I caught you. Holy shit. 5411 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:29,029 {\an8}- What is it? - Did you see a pair of sunglasses 5410 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:29,029 {\an2}- What is it? - Did you see a pair of sunglasses 5421 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:29,947 {\an8}after I left your house? 5420 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:29,947 {\an2}after I left your house? 5431 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,907 {\an8}I'm, like, fucked up looking for 'em. They're Chanel. 5430 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,907 {\an2}I'm, like, fucked up looking for 'em. They're Chanel. 5441 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,534 {\an8}Ira, are you fucking kidding me? 5440 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,534 {\an2}Ira, are you fucking kidding me? 5451 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,494 {\an8}No, no, I know. I never splurge like that. 5450 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,494 {\an2}No, no, I know. I never splurge like that. 5461 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:38,247 {\an8}Ira, you scared the shit out of me. I thought something had leaked, 5460 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:38,247 {\an2}Ira, you scared the shit out of me. I thought something had leaked, 5471 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,082 {\an8}or something fucked had happened with the video. 5470 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,082 {\an2}or something fucked had happened with the video. 5481 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,626 {\an8}- Oh, shit. Did something happen? - I'm asking you! 5480 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,626 {\an2}- Oh, shit. Did something happen? - I'm asking you! 5491 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,712 {\an8}- Are you fucking serious? - Bubbi, I'm fucking with you. 5490 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,712 {\an2}- Are you fucking serious? - Bubbi, I'm fucking with you. 5501 00:25:45,796 --> 00:25:47,714 {\an8}But for real though, 5500 00:25:45,796 --> 00:25:47,714 {\an2}But for real though, 5511 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:48,799 {\an8}I got nothing on my side. 5510 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:48,799 {\an2}I got nothing on my side. 5521 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,468 {\an8}You gotta keep apologizing to people. 5520 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,468 {\an2}You gotta keep apologizing to people. 5531 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,554 {\an8}Oh, hey, Bubbi, sorry if I sound distracted. 5530 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,554 {\an2}Oh, hey, Bubbi, sorry if I sound distracted. 5541 00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:54,805 {\an8}I'm getting an IV drip right now. 5540 00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:54,805 {\an2}I'm getting an IV drip right now. 5551 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,599 {\an8}I'm also doing couples therapy and playing chess. 5550 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,599 {\an2}I'm also doing couples therapy and playing chess. 5561 00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,434 {\an8}I'll call you back when I hear something. 5560 00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,434 {\an2}I'll call you back when I hear something. 5571 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:06,984 {\an8}So, do you, like, want me to pretend that I don't know what's going on 5570 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:06,984 {\an2}So, do you, like, want me to pretend that I don't know what's going on 5581 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:09,319 {\an8}to, like, make things easier for you or... 5580 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:09,319 {\an2}to, like, make things easier for you or... 5591 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,238 {\an8}or... or what? 5590 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,238 {\an2}or... or what? 5601 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:12,656 {\an8}Let me think on it. 5600 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:12,656 {\an2}Let me think on it. 5611 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:16,952 {\an8}I may just want to pretend things are not insane with one person in my life. 5610 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:16,952 {\an2}I may just want to pretend things are not insane with one person in my life. 5621 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,036 {\an8}Sure. 5620 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,036 {\an2}Sure. 5631 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,247 {\an8}What extortion? 5630 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,247 {\an2}What extortion? 5641 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,376 {\an8}Thanks, Sammy. 5640 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,376 {\an2}Thanks, Sammy. 5651 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,671 {\an8}It's been so long, Mom. 5650 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,671 {\an2}It's been so long, Mom. 5661 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,757 {\an8}It has. 5660 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,757 {\an2}It has. 5671 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,678 {\an8}I have a lot to... 5670 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,678 {\an2}I have a lot to... 5681 00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:39,308 {\an8}apologize to you for. 5680 00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:39,308 {\an2}apologize to you for. 5691 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:44,563 {\an8}For starters, I was often very rude 5690 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:44,563 {\an2}For starters, I was often very rude 5701 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:50,027 {\an8}about you participating in this kind of entertainment. 5700 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:50,027 {\an2}about you participating in this kind of entertainment. 5711 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,695 {\an8}I'm sorry for that. 5710 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,695 {\an2}I'm sorry for that. 5721 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,951 {\an8}Fuck, sorry. 5720 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,951 {\an2}Fuck, sorry. 5731 00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:00,037 {\an8}Could we try that one more time, hon? 5730 00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:00,037 {\an2}Could we try that one more time, hon? 5741 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,164 {\an8}The label wasn't cheated towards the camera. 5740 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,164 {\an2}The label wasn't cheated towards the camera. 5751 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,458 {\an8}And that was such a great fucking emotional moment. 5750 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,458 {\an2}And that was such a great fucking emotional moment. 5761 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,543 {\an8}I'm so fucking touched. Genuinely. 5760 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,543 {\an2}I'm so fucking touched. Genuinely. 5771 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:10,214 {\an8}I just have to be sure it's usable because my content partners need it. 5770 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:10,214 {\an2}I just have to be sure it's usable because my content partners need it. 5781 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,342 {\an8}Sometimes you gotta tickle their balls so Mommy can get her beak wet. 5780 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,342 {\an2}Sometimes you gotta tickle their balls so Mommy can get her beak wet. 5791 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:18,764 {\an8}My son may be a star, but I'm a whole damn planet. 5790 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:18,764 {\an2}My son may be a star, but I'm a whole damn planet. 5801 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:25,229 {\an8}This is so triggering and fucked up for so many reasons, 5800 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:25,229 {\an2}This is so triggering and fucked up for so many reasons, 5811 00:27:25,312 --> 00:27:26,939 {\an8}I can't even begin to tell you. 5810 00:27:25,312 --> 00:27:26,939 {\an2}I can't even begin to tell you. 5821 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,733 {\an8}Didn't you come here to apologize to me? 5820 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,733 {\an2}Didn't you come here to apologize to me? 5831 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:33,570 {\an8}Yeah. And you'd only receive the apology if we did it on the show, 5830 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:33,570 {\an2}Yeah. And you'd only receive the apology if we did it on the show, 5841 00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,990 {\an8}which makes my skin crawl that you're even on in the first place. 5840 00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,990 {\an2}which makes my skin crawl that you're even on in the first place. 5851 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:40,410 {\an8}Okay, we'll get to that in one second, you pretentious little fuck. 5850 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:40,410 {\an2}Okay, we'll get to that in one second, you pretentious little fuck. 5861 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,665 {\an8}But for starters, you showed up, didn't you? 5860 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,665 {\an2}But for starters, you showed up, didn't you? 5871 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,542 {\an8}You're a little truffle-sniffing fame piggy, 5870 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,542 {\an2}You're a little truffle-sniffing fame piggy, 5881 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,919 {\an8}- just like Mommy. - I wanted to please you. 5880 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,919 {\an2}- just like Mommy. - I wanted to please you. 5891 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:52,381 {\an8}I became famous to please you. 5890 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:52,381 {\an2}I became famous to please you. 5901 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:55,551 {\an8}I supported your career, day in and day out, 5900 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:55,551 {\an2}I supported your career, day in and day out, 5911 00:27:55,634 --> 00:27:57,261 {\an8}for nine years of my life. 5910 00:27:55,634 --> 00:27:57,261 {\an2}for nine years of my life. 5921 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,848 {\an8}I wanted a parent, not a business collaborator. 5920 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,848 {\an2}I wanted a parent, not a business collaborator. 5931 00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:04,476 {\an8}When you were a little kid, you begged me every day to be on TV. 5930 00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:04,476 {\an2}When you were a little kid, you begged me every day to be on TV. 5941 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,561 {\an8}Begged me. 5940 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,561 {\an2}Begged me. 5951 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:08,856 {\an8}I'm talking tantrums, days-long tantrums. 5950 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:08,856 {\an2}I'm talking tantrums, days-long tantrums. 5961 00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:13,110 {\an8}Fits, making scenes, screaming, carrying on. 5960 00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:13,110 {\an2}Fits, making scenes, screaming, carrying on. 5971 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:14,736 {\an8}I didn't know what to do. 5970 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:14,736 {\an2}I didn't know what to do. 5981 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,281 {\an8}I was 25 and you were 6. 5980 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,281 {\an2}I was 25 and you were 6. 5991 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:22,661 {\an8}So I moved us across the country, away from your father, my husband, 5990 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:22,661 {\an2}So I moved us across the country, away from your father, my husband, 6001 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,956 {\an8}away from my parents, my support system, 6000 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,956 {\an2}away from my parents, my support system, 6011 00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:29,710 {\an8}into a shitty little month-to-month in the Valley 6010 00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:29,710 {\an2}into a shitty little month-to-month in the Valley 6021 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,838 {\an8}so I could take you to auditions every day. 6020 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,838 {\an2}so I could take you to auditions every day. 6031 00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:34,840 {\an8}You were my focus. 6030 00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:34,840 {\an2}You were my focus. 6041 00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:37,509 {\an8}Your father left us. 6040 00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:37,509 {\an2}Your father left us. 6051 00:28:37,593 --> 00:28:39,803 {\an8}Not just you, he left me too. 6050 00:28:37,593 --> 00:28:39,803 {\an2}Not just you, he left me too. 6061 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:41,805 {\an8}I sacrificed my marriage. 6060 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:41,805 {\an2}I sacrificed my marriage. 6071 00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:48,270 {\an8}Who were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25, Reef? 6070 00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:48,270 {\an2}Who were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25, Reef? 6081 00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:51,481 {\an8}But then something amazing happened. 6080 00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:51,481 {\an2}But then something amazing happened. 6091 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,735 {\an8}Your fucking dreams came true. 6090 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,735 {\an2}Your fucking dreams came true. 6101 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:58,447 {\an8}And I went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere 6100 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:58,447 {\an2}And I went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere 6111 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:03,327 {\an8}to, suddenly, my son singing and dancing on The Tonight Show. 6110 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:03,327 {\an2}to, suddenly, my son singing and dancing on The Tonight Show. 6121 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,163 {\an8}You became a big, famous actor. 6120 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,163 {\an2}You became a big, famous actor. 6131 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,166 {\an8}You got everything you ever wanted. 6130 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,166 {\an2}You got everything you ever wanted. 6141 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:11,793 {\an8}Mom. 6140 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:11,793 {\an2}Mom. 6151 00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:14,755 {\an8}I was a kid. 6150 00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:14,755 {\an2}I was a kid. 6161 00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:19,134 {\an8}Kids don't know what they want. 6160 00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:19,134 {\an2}Kids don't know what they want. 6171 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,679 {\an8}Kids want to be astronauts. 6170 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,679 {\an2}Kids want to be astronauts. 6181 00:29:22,763 --> 00:29:26,058 {\an8}Yeah, and some of them actually do become astronauts, 6180 00:29:22,763 --> 00:29:26,058 {\an2}Yeah, and some of them actually do become astronauts, 6191 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:28,894 {\an8}the ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers. 6190 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:28,894 {\an2}the ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers. 6201 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:32,147 {\an8}Mom, I felt used and exploited. 6200 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:32,147 {\an2}Mom, I felt used and exploited. 6211 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:36,735 {\an8}You stopped seeing me when I got on this show. 6210 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:36,735 {\an2}You stopped seeing me when I got on this show. 6221 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,322 {\an8}You stopped talking to me. 6220 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,322 {\an2}You stopped talking to me. 6231 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,407 {\an8}Your fucking mother. 6230 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,407 {\an2}Your fucking mother. 6241 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,418 {\an8}You're right. 6240 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,418 {\an2}You're right. 6251 00:29:57,965 --> 00:29:58,966 {\an8}I'm sorry. 6250 00:29:57,965 --> 00:29:58,966 {\an2}I'm sorry. 6261 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:02,553 {\an8}That's not okay. 6260 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:02,553 {\an2}That's not okay. 6271 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:10,644 {\an8}Can we take that from after "You're right," 6270 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:10,644 {\an2}Can we take that from after "You're right," 6281 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:12,896 {\an8}but before "Sorry, that's not okay"? 6280 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:12,896 {\an2}but before "Sorry, that's not okay"? 6291 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,023 {\an8}I want to get a different reaction on my side. 6290 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,023 {\an2}I want to get a different reaction on my side. 6301 00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:17,860 {\an8}Jesus fucking Christ! 6300 00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:17,860 {\an2}Jesus fucking Christ! 6311 00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:20,445 {\an8}- You see? - What? 6310 00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:20,445 {\an2}- You see? - What? 6321 00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:23,740 {\an8}You even take a moment like that and make it for the show. 6320 00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:23,740 {\an2}You even take a moment like that and make it for the show. 6331 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,159 {\an8}You make it for show. 6330 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,159 {\an2}You make it for show. 6341 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:29,288 {\an8}I was actually feeling in that moment. 6340 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:29,288 {\an2}I was actually feeling in that moment. 6351 00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:31,582 {\an8}I didn't say anything about your take. 6350 00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:31,582 {\an2}I didn't say anything about your take. 6361 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:35,544 {\an8}I bought it. Your delivery was very strong. 6360 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:35,544 {\an2}I bought it. Your delivery was very strong. 6371 00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:39,715 {\an8}I just wanted one where I cry and one where I don't on my side, 6370 00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:39,715 {\an2}I just wanted one where I cry and one where I don't on my side, 6381 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,717 {\an8}so the editor will have options. 6380 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,717 {\an2}so the editor will have options. 6391 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:44,845 {\an8}What even is an apology, Reef? 6390 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:44,845 {\an2}What even is an apology, Reef? 6401 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,889 {\an8}Is it for you? Is it for me? 6400 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,889 {\an2}Is it for you? Is it for me? 6411 00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:50,976 {\an8}Isn't an apology just a show also? 6410 00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:50,976 {\an2}Isn't an apology just a show also? 6421 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:53,437 {\an8}This was such a fucked idea. 6420 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:53,437 {\an2}This was such a fucked idea. 6431 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:56,648 {\an8}You are such a scorched unit. 6430 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:56,648 {\an2}You are such a scorched unit. 6441 00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:59,193 {\an8}Not everything is one thing, Reef. 6440 00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:59,193 {\an2}Not everything is one thing, Reef. 6451 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,820 {\an8}Yes, I want to be great on the show, 6450 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,820 {\an2}Yes, I want to be great on the show, 6461 00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:04,489 {\an8}but I mean everything that was in this conversation. 6460 00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:04,489 {\an2}but I mean everything that was in this conversation. 6471 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:08,327 {\an8}Just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real. 6470 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:08,327 {\an2}Just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real. 6481 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:12,289 {\an8}Just because it's performative doesn't mean that it's not the truth. 6480 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:12,289 {\an2}Just because it's performative doesn't mean that it's not the truth. 6491 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,790 {\an8}Why can't it be both? 6490 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,790 {\an2}Why can't it be both? 6501 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:18,670 {\an8}You and I see things so fucking differently, Reef. 6500 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:18,670 {\an2}You and I see things so fucking differently, Reef. 6511 00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,173 {\an8}I've accepted that. 6510 00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,173 {\an2}I've accepted that. 6521 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,342 {\an8}I hope you can too one day. 6520 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,342 {\an2}I hope you can too one day. 6531 00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:26,261 {\an8}I'm not trying to change you. 6530 00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:26,261 {\an2}I'm not trying to change you. 6541 00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,431 {\an8}So don't try and change me. 6540 00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,431 {\an2}So don't try and change me. 6551 00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:39,316 {\an8}Kyle, your abstinence dog is out here. 6550 00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:39,316 {\an2}Kyle, your abstinence dog is out here. 6561 00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:42,903 {\an8}Do you want me to let him in or do you a favor and put it down 6560 00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:42,903 {\an2}Do you want me to let him in or do you a favor and put it down 6571 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,279 {\an8}so someone will date you? 6570 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,279 {\an2}so someone will date you? 6581 00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:48,158 {\an8}Just put it under the window over there, guys. Thanks. 6580 00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:48,158 {\an2}Just put it under the window over there, guys. Thanks. 6591 00:31:48,242 --> 00:31:50,494 {\an8}I should not be lifting this couch right now. 6590 00:31:48,242 --> 00:31:50,494 {\an2}I should not be lifting this couch right now. 6601 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:52,329 {\an8}I have been so nauseous today. 6600 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:52,329 {\an2}I have been so nauseous today. 6611 00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:54,915 {\an8}Babe. Maybe you're pregnant. 6610 00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:54,915 {\an2}Babe. Maybe you're pregnant. 6621 00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:57,668 {\an8}Has that unhoused gentleman outside of General Nutrition 6620 00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:57,668 {\an2}Has that unhoused gentleman outside of General Nutrition 6631 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,711 {\an8}that you've been romantically intertwined with 6630 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,711 {\an2}that you've been romantically intertwined with 6641 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,421 {\an8}not been using contraception? 6640 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,421 {\an2}not been using contraception? 6651 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,716 {\an8}- Babe. - Yeah? 6650 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,716 {\an2}- Babe. - Yeah? 6661 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,302 {\an8}I'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are. 6660 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,302 {\an2}I'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are. 6671 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:09,596 {\an8}- Because you're old. - Yeah. 6670 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:09,596 {\an2}- Because you're old. - Yeah. 6681 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,181 {\an8}That's the meaning of that bit. 6680 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,181 {\an2}That's the meaning of that bit. 6691 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,850 {\an8}Just making sure you understood the math of it. 6690 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,850 {\an2}Just making sure you understood the math of it. 6701 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,893 {\an8}Oh, yeah, no. I... I got it. Thanks. 6700 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,893 {\an2}Oh, yeah, no. I... I got it. Thanks. 6711 00:32:14,977 --> 00:32:18,188 {\an8}And Reef, I know you can't handle any of the Housewives stuff... 6710 00:32:14,977 --> 00:32:18,188 {\an2}And Reef, I know you can't handle any of the Housewives stuff... 6721 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,523 {\an8}- Yeah. - ...but, like, your mom 6720 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,523 {\an2}- Yeah. - ...but, like, your mom 6731 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,441 {\an8}is so fucking major and iconic. 6730 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,441 {\an2}is so fucking major and iconic. 6741 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,068 {\an8}Like, what was she wearing? 6740 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,068 {\an2}Like, what was she wearing? 6751 00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:24,152 {\an8}I need details. 6750 00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:24,152 {\an2}I need details. 6761 00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:26,196 {\an8}Babe, lay off the mom stuff, okay? 6760 00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:26,196 {\an2}Babe, lay off the mom stuff, okay? 6771 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,282 {\an8}Even though we're all dying to know what she was wearing. 6770 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,282 {\an2}Even though we're all dying to know what she was wearing. 6781 00:32:28,365 --> 00:32:29,741 {\an8}No, it's okay. 6780 00:32:28,365 --> 00:32:29,741 {\an2}No, it's okay. 6791 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:30,993 {\an8}But it's not her. 6790 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:30,993 {\an2}But it's not her. 6801 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:33,453 {\an8}It's not her. 6800 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:33,453 {\an2}It's not her. 6811 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,041 {\an8}Okay. 6810 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,041 {\an2}Okay. 6821 00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:44,047 {\an8}Reef, Reef, Reef! 6820 00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:44,047 {\an2}Reef, Reef, Reef! 6831 00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:57,769 {\an8}- Hello. - Be in my office, one hour. 6830 00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:57,769 {\an2}- Hello. - Be in my office, one hour. 6841 00:32:57,853 --> 00:32:59,980 {\an8}I got the fucking dream team 6840 00:32:57,853 --> 00:32:59,980 {\an2}I got the fucking dream team 6851 00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:01,398 {\an8}One hour. Be here. 6850 00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:01,398 {\an2}One hour. Be here. 6861 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:09,573 {\an8}Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today because I have assembled 6860 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:09,573 {\an2}Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today because I have assembled 6871 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,242 {\an8}the greatest group ever to protect our boy, Reef Hawk, 6870 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,242 {\an2}the greatest group ever to protect our boy, Reef Hawk, 6881 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:15,537 {\an8}and bathe him in the waters of our combined genius. 6880 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:15,537 {\an2}and bathe him in the waters of our combined genius. 6891 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:17,497 {\an8}Nothing? 6890 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:17,497 {\an2}Nothing? 6901 00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:18,999 {\an8}Prince? 6900 00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:18,999 {\an2}Prince? 6911 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,001 {\an8}Whatever. 6910 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,001 {\an2}Whatever. 6921 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:24,796 {\an8}Reef, I would now like to introduce you to your new crisis team. 6920 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:24,796 {\an2}Reef, I would now like to introduce you to your new crisis team. 6931 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,800 {\an8}Or as I call them, the R-R-R-R-R-R-Reef Unit. 6930 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,800 {\an2}Or as I call them, the R-R-R-R-R-R-Reef Unit. 6941 00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:31,428 {\an8}Didn't land. 6940 00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:31,428 {\an2}Didn't land. 6951 00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:32,596 {\an8}Okay. Tough room. 6950 00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:32,596 {\an2}Okay. Tough room. 6961 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,682 {\an8}I'll start with one of the greatest to ever do it. 6960 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,682 {\an2}I'll start with one of the greatest to ever do it. 6971 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:39,436 {\an8}One of the world's most renowned lawyers, 6970 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:39,436 {\an2}One of the world's most renowned lawyers, 6981 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:44,316 {\an8}the most legendary advocate for women whose rights have been violated! 6980 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:44,316 {\an2}the most legendary advocate for women whose rights have been violated! 6991 00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:47,736 {\an8}Her legal reach is wide and long, 6990 00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:47,736 {\an2}Her legal reach is wide and long, 7001 00:33:47,819 --> 00:33:50,405 {\an8}and, my man, you know she doesn't mind that! 7000 00:33:47,819 --> 00:33:50,405 {\an2}and, my man, you know she doesn't mind that! 7011 00:33:50,906 --> 00:33:51,907 {\an8}Ira. 7010 00:33:50,906 --> 00:33:51,907 {\an2}Ira. 7021 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:57,412 {\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, Virginia Allen-Green! 7020 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:57,412 {\an2}Ladies and gentlemen, Virginia Allen-Green! 7031 00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,831 {\an8}Reef, it's nice to meet you. 7030 00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,831 {\an2}Reef, it's nice to meet you. 7041 00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:04,461 {\an8}Don't you represent women who are victims of terrible men? 7040 00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:04,461 {\an2}Don't you represent women who are victims of terrible men? 7051 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:05,629 {\an8}Not if I hire her first. 7050 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:05,629 {\an2}Not if I hire her first. 7061 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:07,381 {\an8}I'm not... I didn't, like... 7060 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:07,381 {\an2}I'm not... I didn't, like... 7071 00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,257 {\an8}- Oh, I know. I know. - Oh, we know. 7070 00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,257 {\an2}- Oh, I know. I know. - Oh, we know. 7081 00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:11,217 {\an8}- Bubbi, we know. - I wouldn't have accepted this 7080 00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:11,217 {\an2}- Bubbi, we know. - I wouldn't have accepted this 7091 00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:14,847 {\an8}if I thought this was a MeToo type of thing. 7090 00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:14,847 {\an2}if I thought this was a MeToo type of thing. 7101 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:17,558 {\an8}- But if it is-- - It's not. 7100 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:17,558 {\an2}- But if it is-- - It's not. 7111 00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:18,809 {\an8}- We know. - No, no. 7110 00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:18,809 {\an2}- We know. - No, no. 7121 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,310 {\an8}- I know. She knows. - I know, I know. 7120 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,310 {\an2}- I know. She knows. - I know, I know. 7131 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:21,353 {\an8}- We know, we know. - Yeah. 7130 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:21,353 {\an2}- We know, we know. - Yeah. 7141 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,021 {\an8}- We know. We know. - We know. We know. 7140 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,021 {\an2}- We know. We know. - We know. We know. 7151 00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:24,438 {\an8}I, of course, know. 7150 00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:24,438 {\an2}I, of course, know. 7161 00:34:24,523 --> 00:34:27,734 {\an8}But if it is, you're gonna want Virginia here, Bubbi. 7160 00:34:24,523 --> 00:34:27,734 {\an2}But if it is, you're gonna want Virginia here, Bubbi. 7171 00:34:27,818 --> 00:34:30,112 {\an8}Speaking of, I would now like to introduce you 7170 00:34:27,818 --> 00:34:30,112 {\an2}Speaking of, I would now like to introduce you 7181 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:33,489 {\an8}to the third in our Three Tenors of naughtiness. 7180 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:33,489 {\an2}to the third in our Three Tenors of naughtiness. 7191 00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:39,288 {\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, the sultan of social justice, 7190 00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:39,288 {\an2}Ladies and gentlemen, the sultan of social justice, 7201 00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:42,416 {\an8}the rabbi of race relations! 7200 00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:42,416 {\an2}the rabbi of race relations! 7211 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:47,129 {\an8}He's bringing sexy back 7210 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:47,129 {\an2}He's bringing sexy back 7221 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:49,089 {\an8}...to the Civil Rights Movement. 7220 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:49,089 {\an2}...to the Civil Rights Movement. 7231 00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:50,174 {\an8}Ira. 7230 00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:50,174 {\an2}Ira. 7241 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:54,678 {\an8}He's been preaching since age three, and, boy, is his soul tired! 7240 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:54,678 {\an2}He's been preaching since age three, and, boy, is his soul tired! 7251 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:59,016 {\an8}The Reverend Leondrus Carter! 7250 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:59,016 {\an2}The Reverend Leondrus Carter! 7261 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:00,642 {\an8}Shut the fuck up, Ira. 7260 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:00,642 {\an2}Shut the fuck up, Ira. 7271 00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:02,603 {\an8}He's still sore about last time we worked together. 7270 00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:02,603 {\an2}He's still sore about last time we worked together. 7281 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,605 {\an8}Yeah, because you completely ruined the entire thing 7280 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,605 {\an2}Yeah, because you completely ruined the entire thing 7291 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,523 {\an8}and embarrassed the shit out of me and my client. 7290 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,523 {\an2}and embarrassed the shit out of me and my client. 7301 00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:08,817 {\an8}Here we go again. Did you follow the Jussie Smollett thing? 7300 00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:08,817 {\an2}Here we go again. Did you follow the Jussie Smollett thing? 7311 00:35:08,901 --> 00:35:12,070 {\an8}The two racist guys who beat up the Black actor, 7310 00:35:08,901 --> 00:35:12,070 {\an2}The two racist guys who beat up the Black actor, 7321 00:35:12,154 --> 00:35:13,989 {\an8}and it ended up being set up by him? 7320 00:35:12,154 --> 00:35:13,989 {\an2}and it ended up being set up by him? 7331 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:16,909 {\an8}Leon and I came up with that at lunch one day. It's a killer idea. 7330 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:16,909 {\an2}Leon and I came up with that at lunch one day. It's a killer idea. 7341 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:19,703 {\an8}We pitched it around town and Jussie was the most passionate about the project. 7340 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:19,703 {\an2}We pitched it around town and Jussie was the most passionate about the project. 7351 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:21,330 {\an8}Sometimes these things are reverse engineered 7350 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:21,330 {\an2}Sometimes these things are reverse engineered 7361 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,040 {\an8}where the idea comes before the talent. 7360 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,040 {\an2}where the idea comes before the talent. 7371 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,000 {\an8}You know, like when a movie studio has a franchise, 7370 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,000 {\an2}You know, like when a movie studio has a franchise, 7381 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,628 {\an8}- but they don't have a star attached? - Then tell him what happened, Ira. 7380 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,628 {\an2}- but they don't have a star attached? - Then tell him what happened, Ira. 7391 00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:30,088 {\an8}You're such a fucking hypocrite, Leon. You're one of my best friends, 7390 00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:30,088 {\an2}You're such a fucking hypocrite, Leon. You're one of my best friends, 7401 00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:32,341 {\an8}I love you more than life itself, but you're a hypocrite. 7400 00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:32,341 {\an2}I love you more than life itself, but you're a hypocrite. 7411 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:34,885 {\an8}You're always on me about hiring more Black people, 7410 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:34,885 {\an2}You're always on me about hiring more Black people, 7421 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:37,137 {\an8}so I hired two Black guys to beat up Jussie. 7420 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:37,137 {\an2}so I hired two Black guys to beat up Jussie. 7431 00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:41,433 {\an8}This is me growing with elegance, and all of a sudden I'm the asshole! 7430 00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:41,433 {\an2}This is me growing with elegance, and all of a sudden I'm the asshole! 7441 00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,519 {\an8}You hired two Black guys to play white supremacists 7440 00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,519 {\an2}You hired two Black guys to play white supremacists 7451 00:35:43,602 --> 00:35:45,437 {\an8}to commit a hate crime against a Black guy! 7450 00:35:43,602 --> 00:35:45,437 {\an2}to commit a hate crime against a Black guy! 7461 00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:46,522 {\an8}You stupid motherfucker. 7460 00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:46,522 {\an2}You stupid motherfucker. 7471 00:35:46,605 --> 00:35:47,689 {\an8}It's impossible to keep up. 7470 00:35:46,605 --> 00:35:47,689 {\an2}It's impossible to keep up. 7481 00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:50,150 {\an8}Hire Black guys, don't hire Black guys. Make up your mind! 7480 00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:50,150 {\an2}Hire Black guys, don't hire Black guys. Make up your mind! 7491 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,236 {\an8}I shouldn't have to explain this one. 7490 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,236 {\an2}I shouldn't have to explain this one. 7501 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:55,531 {\an8}You're acting like I didn't even post a black square a couple years ago. 7500 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:55,531 {\an2}You're acting like I didn't even post a black square a couple years ago. 7511 00:35:55,614 --> 00:35:57,241 {\an8}You saw that. I storied it. 7510 00:35:55,614 --> 00:35:57,241 {\an2}You saw that. I storied it. 7521 00:35:57,324 --> 00:36:00,327 {\an8}It wasn't on my permanent grid, but I storied the black square. 7520 00:35:57,324 --> 00:36:00,327 {\an2}It wasn't on my permanent grid, but I storied the black square. 7531 00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:05,499 {\an8}I obviously know who you are, and I'm a fan, Reverend. 7530 00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:05,499 {\an2}I obviously know who you are, and I'm a fan, Reverend. 7541 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:07,334 {\an8}But why is he on our team? 7540 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:07,334 {\an2}But why is he on our team? 7551 00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:12,005 {\an8}I pray to God you didn't say the word on that video. 7550 00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:12,005 {\an2}I pray to God you didn't say the word on that video. 7561 00:36:12,089 --> 00:36:13,131 {\an8}What? 7560 00:36:12,089 --> 00:36:13,131 {\an2}What? 7571 00:36:13,215 --> 00:36:14,758 {\an8}No! I would never. 7570 00:36:13,215 --> 00:36:14,758 {\an2}No! I would never. 7581 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,260 {\an8}- Oh, I know. - We know. 7580 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,260 {\an2}- Oh, I know. - We know. 7591 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:17,261 {\an8}- We know. - Yeah, it's okay. 7590 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:17,261 {\an2}- We know. - Yeah, it's okay. 7601 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:18,846 {\an8}- We know, I know, he knows. - Yeah. 7600 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:18,846 {\an2}- We know, I know, he knows. - Yeah. 7611 00:36:18,929 --> 00:36:20,347 {\an8}- We know. - Of course we know. 7610 00:36:18,929 --> 00:36:20,347 {\an2}- We know. - Of course we know. 7621 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:23,225 {\an8}- We know, brother. - But if you did... 7620 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:23,225 {\an2}- We know, brother. - But if you did... 7631 00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:25,561 {\an8}I will smack the living shit out of you. 7630 00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:25,561 {\an2}I will smack the living shit out of you. 7641 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:28,021 {\an8}And then, 7640 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:28,021 {\an2}And then, 7651 00:36:28,939 --> 00:36:32,025 {\an8}we're gonna hold hands and walk through the fire together, my brother. 7650 00:36:28,939 --> 00:36:32,025 {\an2}we're gonna hold hands and walk through the fire together, my brother. 7661 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,361 {\an8}I'm not a racist. 7660 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,361 {\an2}I'm not a racist. 7671 00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:38,615 {\an8}Reef, while we totally believe you aren't racist, 7670 00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:38,615 {\an2}Reef, while we totally believe you aren't racist, 7681 00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:41,785 {\an8}we do know for a fact you have done racist things. 7680 00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:41,785 {\an2}we do know for a fact you have done racist things. 7691 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:43,078 {\an8}Which is very common, 7690 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:43,078 {\an2}Which is very common, 7701 00:36:43,161 --> 00:36:46,874 {\an8}except, in your position, is incredibly dangerous. 7700 00:36:43,161 --> 00:36:46,874 {\an2}except, in your position, is incredibly dangerous. 7711 00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:47,958 {\an8}I'm Unis Kim. 7710 00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:47,958 {\an2}I'm Unis Kim. 7721 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:49,376 {\an8}I'm a lawyer and activist. 7720 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:49,376 {\an2}I'm a lawyer and activist. 7731 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:53,755 {\an8}I'm here because I famously started the hashtag "Stop Imitating Asian People." 7730 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:53,755 {\an2}I'm here because I famously started the hashtag "Stop Imitating Asian People." 7741 00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:54,882 {\an8}I did, by the way. 7740 00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:54,882 {\an2}I did, by the way. 7751 00:36:54,965 --> 00:36:57,092 {\an8}- We noticed. Thank you for doing that. - Thank you. No, thank you. 7750 00:36:54,965 --> 00:36:57,092 {\an2}- We noticed. Thank you for doing that. - Thank you. No, thank you. 7761 00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:59,595 {\an8}Reef, do you recall a scene from a... 7760 00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:59,595 {\an2}Reef, do you recall a scene from a... 7771 00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:02,097 {\an8}Jesus, I'd hate to call it a film... 7770 00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:02,097 {\an2}Jesus, I'd hate to call it a film... 7781 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:04,600 {\an8}a thing you were in called 7780 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:04,600 {\an2}a thing you were in called 7791 00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:08,770 {\an8}Titty School Six: 7790 00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:08,770 {\an2}Titty School Six: 7801 00:37:08,854 --> 00:37:10,564 {\an8}An '80s, low-budget teen comedy 7800 00:37:08,854 --> 00:37:10,564 {\an2}An '80s, low-budget teen comedy 7811 00:37:10,647 --> 00:37:12,566 {\an8}Ira buried when you got famous? 7810 00:37:10,647 --> 00:37:12,566 {\an2}Ira buried when you got famous? 7821 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:14,359 {\an8}We think someone may have found it. 7820 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:14,359 {\an2}We think someone may have found it. 7831 00:37:14,443 --> 00:37:16,528 {\an8}Do you recall a scene from this film 7830 00:37:14,443 --> 00:37:16,528 {\an2}Do you recall a scene from this film 7841 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:19,489 {\an8}in which your character, Israel Boner Shartstein, 7840 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:19,489 {\an2}in which your character, Israel Boner Shartstein, 7851 00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:20,824 {\an8}is tasked with breaking into 7850 00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:20,824 {\an2}is tasked with breaking into 7861 00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:23,118 {\an8}the girls' sorority to steal their bras and panties? 7860 00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:23,118 {\an2}the girls' sorority to steal their bras and panties? 7871 00:37:23,202 --> 00:37:25,162 {\an8}And in order to pull off this caper, 7870 00:37:23,202 --> 00:37:25,162 {\an2}And in order to pull off this caper, 7881 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:26,747 {\an8}you, as your character, 7880 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:26,747 {\an2}you, as your character, 7891 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,708 {\an8}dress up as a geisha to sneak into the sorority? 7890 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,708 {\an2}dress up as a geisha to sneak into the sorority? 7901 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:32,961 {\an8}We think someone may be framing the scene in a modern context 7900 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:32,961 {\an2}We think someone may be framing the scene in a modern context 7911 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:36,882 {\an8}to use it to cancel you for being racist against Asian people. 7910 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:36,882 {\an2}to use it to cancel you for being racist against Asian people. 7921 00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:38,926 {\an8}It was a scene in a stupid movie. 7920 00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:38,926 {\an2}It was a scene in a stupid movie. 7931 00:37:39,009 --> 00:37:41,386 {\an8}It wasn't me, it was a character in a movie. 7930 00:37:39,009 --> 00:37:41,386 {\an2}It wasn't me, it was a character in a movie. 7941 00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:43,013 {\an8}Doesn't matter. Hey, wait. 7940 00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:43,013 {\an2}Doesn't matter. Hey, wait. 7951 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,723 {\an8}Where's Moshe from the Anti-Semitism Committee? 7950 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,723 {\an2}Where's Moshe from the Anti-Semitism Committee? 7961 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:45,849 {\an8}We ran the numbers. 7960 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:45,849 {\an2}We ran the numbers. 7971 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:49,770 {\an8}It turns out that hating Jews doesn't negatively affect a person's career. 7970 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:49,770 {\an2}It turns out that hating Jews doesn't negatively affect a person's career. 7981 00:37:49,853 --> 00:37:51,271 {\an8}In fact, it could even help. 7980 00:37:49,853 --> 00:37:51,271 {\an2}In fact, it could even help. 7991 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:54,024 {\an8}Like, that sounds like 7990 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:54,024 {\an2}Like, that sounds like 8001 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:55,817 {\an8}- a freak-o acid trip. - So, what, 8000 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:55,817 {\an2}- a freak-o acid trip. - So, what, 8011 00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:57,903 {\an8}you go through every hypothetical, fucked-up thing 8010 00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:57,903 {\an2}you go through every hypothetical, fucked-up thing 8021 00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:59,613 {\an8}you may have ever done in your entire life? 8020 00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:59,613 {\an2}you may have ever done in your entire life? 8031 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:00,697 {\an8}- Yeah. - If we broke down 8030 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:00,697 {\an2}- Yeah. - If we broke down 8041 00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:03,492 {\an8}my texts to my dry cleaner on Tuesday, I'd never work again. 8040 00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:03,492 {\an2}my texts to my dry cleaner on Tuesday, I'd never work again. 8051 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:07,788 {\an8}I mean, it felt like fire against my skin the whole entire time. 8050 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:07,788 {\an2}I mean, it felt like fire against my skin the whole entire time. 8061 00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:10,165 {\an8}I hate that you're being put through this. 8060 00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:10,165 {\an2}I hate that you're being put through this. 8071 00:38:10,249 --> 00:38:11,667 {\an8}I just hate it when you're sad. 8070 00:38:10,249 --> 00:38:11,667 {\an2}I just hate it when you're sad. 8081 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:14,378 {\an8}You know, I was thinking about when you got clean, 8080 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:14,378 {\an2}You know, I was thinking about when you got clean, 8091 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:18,340 {\an8}how you never did AA or any other program like that 8090 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:18,340 {\an2}how you never did AA or any other program like that 8101 00:38:18,423 --> 00:38:20,175 {\an8}'cause you were just, like, so worried 8100 00:38:18,423 --> 00:38:20,175 {\an2}'cause you were just, like, so worried 8111 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:22,928 {\an8}that people were gonna recognize you and out that you had a problem, 8110 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:22,928 {\an2}that people were gonna recognize you and out that you had a problem, 8121 00:38:23,011 --> 00:38:26,974 {\an8}and how that would, you know, affect your image of course. 8120 00:38:23,011 --> 00:38:26,974 {\an2}and how that would, you know, affect your image of course. 8131 00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:30,352 {\an8}But a big part of all of that is doing the steps, right? 8130 00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:30,352 {\an2}But a big part of all of that is doing the steps, right? 8141 00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:32,145 {\an8}Apologizing to the people you hurt. 8140 00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:32,145 {\an2}Apologizing to the people you hurt. 8151 00:38:32,729 --> 00:38:37,025 {\an8}Maybe this whole thing is, like, the universe's way of making sure 8150 00:38:32,729 --> 00:38:37,025 {\an2}Maybe this whole thing is, like, the universe's way of making sure 8161 00:38:37,109 --> 00:38:40,863 {\an8}that you apologize to the people that were hurt by your addiction, you know? 8160 00:38:37,109 --> 00:38:40,863 {\an2}that you apologize to the people that were hurt by your addiction, you know? 8171 00:38:43,532 --> 00:38:47,244 {\an8}I'm sure there's a lot of people that would appreciate an apology from you. 8170 00:38:43,532 --> 00:38:47,244 {\an2}I'm sure there's a lot of people that would appreciate an apology from you. 8181 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:51,039 {\an8}Right, Xander? 8180 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:51,039 {\an2}Right, Xander? 8191 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:53,834 {\an8}Yeah. 8190 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:53,834 {\an2}Yeah. 8201 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,378 {\an8}Sure. 8200 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,378 {\an2}Sure. 8211 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:03,886 {\an8}You're right. 8210 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:03,886 {\an2}You're right. 8221 00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:09,141 {\an8}Fuck, this is hard. 8220 00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:09,141 {\an2}Fuck, this is hard. 8231 00:39:13,854 --> 00:39:15,355 {\an8}I need to apologize... 8230 00:39:13,854 --> 00:39:15,355 {\an2}I need to apologize... 8241 00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:21,904 {\an8}to Savannah. 8240 00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:21,904 {\an2}to Savannah. 8251 00:39:27,492 --> 00:39:28,493 {\an8}Yeah. 8250 00:39:27,492 --> 00:39:28,493 {\an2}Yeah. 8261 00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:32,831 {\an8}I'm gonna try and get back before dinner, but thank you. 8260 00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:32,831 {\an2}I'm gonna try and get back before dinner, but thank you. 8271 00:39:32,915 --> 00:39:34,208 {\an8}- Yeah. - Thanks. 8270 00:39:32,915 --> 00:39:34,208 {\an2}- Yeah. - Thanks. 8281 00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:39,922 {\an8}What the actual fuck? 8280 00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:39,922 {\an2}What the actual fuck? 8291 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,715 {\an8}Dude, I don't even know what I said. 8290 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,715 {\an2}Dude, I don't even know what I said. 8301 00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:43,008 {\an8}- It was like... - He's just... 8300 00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:43,008 {\an2}- It was like... - He's just... 8311 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:44,593 {\an8}What? 8310 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:44,593 {\an2}What? 8321 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:46,345 {\an8}Why did I... 8320 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:46,345 {\an2}Why did I... 8331 00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:48,180 {\an8}- So stupid. - Oh, babe. No, you're right about that. 8330 00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:48,180 {\an2}- So stupid. - Oh, babe. No, you're right about that. 8341 00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:50,265 {\an8}- No, it's stupid. - Come here. 8340 00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:50,265 {\an2}- No, it's stupid. - Come here. 8351 00:39:50,807 --> 00:39:53,101 {\an8}I don't think you're stupid. 8350 00:39:50,807 --> 00:39:53,101 {\an2}I don't think you're stupid. 8361 00:40:56,915 --> 00:40:58,292 {\an8}Reef. 8360 00:40:56,915 --> 00:40:58,292 {\an2}Reef. 8371 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,504 {\an8}Savannah. 8370 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,504 {\an2}Savannah. 8381 00:41:03,172 --> 00:41:04,214 {\an8}Here we are. 8380 00:41:03,172 --> 00:41:04,214 {\an2}Here we are. 8391 00:41:04,715 --> 00:41:06,758 {\an8}Dude, you are so annoying. 8390 00:41:04,715 --> 00:41:06,758 {\an2}Dude, you are so annoying. 8401 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:10,220 {\an8}I can hate you or wanna kill you 8400 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:10,220 {\an2}I can hate you or wanna kill you 8411 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:13,182 {\an8}or even forget about you, but then you sit here in front of me 8410 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:13,182 {\an2}or even forget about you, but then you sit here in front of me 8421 00:41:13,265 --> 00:41:15,475 {\an8}and you are still the goofy kid 8420 00:41:13,265 --> 00:41:15,475 {\an2}and you are still the goofy kid 8431 00:41:16,185 --> 00:41:18,812 {\an8}lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall, 8430 00:41:16,185 --> 00:41:18,812 {\an2}lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall, 8441 00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:20,522 {\an8}almost going deaf. 8440 00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:20,522 {\an2}almost going deaf. 8451 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:23,859 {\an8}Jesus. I haven't thought about that in so long. 8450 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:23,859 {\an2}Jesus. I haven't thought about that in so long. 8461 00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:25,402 {\an8}Such a little twerp. 8460 00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:25,402 {\an2}Such a little twerp. 8471 00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:28,822 {\an8}Always showing off for everybody, center of attention. 8470 00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:28,822 {\an2}Always showing off for everybody, center of attention. 8481 00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:32,993 {\an8}But I always liked you in moments like this. 8480 00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:32,993 {\an2}But I always liked you in moments like this. 8491 00:41:35,621 --> 00:41:37,122 {\an8}When it was just us talking. 8490 00:41:35,621 --> 00:41:37,122 {\an2}When it was just us talking. 8501 00:41:38,874 --> 00:41:40,334 {\an8}Nobody to show off for. 8500 00:41:38,874 --> 00:41:40,334 {\an2}Nobody to show off for. 8511 00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:49,635 {\an8}I pulled it off. Photo finish. 8510 00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:49,635 {\an2}I pulled it off. Photo finish. 8521 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:52,221 {\an8}Don't worry, they're not yours. 8520 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:52,221 {\an2}Don't worry, they're not yours. 8531 00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:53,680 {\an8}That's not funny. 8530 00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:53,680 {\an2}That's not funny. 8541 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,183 {\an8}Okay, Reef. 8540 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,183 {\an2}Okay, Reef. 8551 00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:59,102 {\an8}Do they have your sense of humor? 8550 00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:59,102 {\an2}Do they have your sense of humor? 8561 00:41:59,811 --> 00:42:00,979 {\an8}They're smarter than me. 8560 00:41:59,811 --> 00:42:00,979 {\an2}They're smarter than me. 8571 00:42:02,272 --> 00:42:04,066 {\an8}Let's hope they make better choices. 8570 00:42:02,272 --> 00:42:04,066 {\an2}Let's hope they make better choices. 8581 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,619 {\an8}I'm really sorry I let you down. 8580 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,619 {\an2}I'm really sorry I let you down. 8591 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:27,089 {\an8}How do I put this the right way? 8590 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:27,089 {\an2}How do I put this the right way? 8601 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:31,927 {\an8}I want to use the correct verbiage here and not mince words. 8600 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:31,927 {\an2}I want to use the correct verbiage here and not mince words. 8611 00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,267 {\an8}You're not a good person. 8610 00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,267 {\an2}You're not a good person. 8621 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:47,651 {\an8}I wasted years of my life on you. 8620 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:47,651 {\an2}I wasted years of my life on you. 8631 00:42:48,527 --> 00:42:49,570 {\an8}With you. 8630 00:42:48,527 --> 00:42:49,570 {\an2}With you. 8641 00:42:50,779 --> 00:42:53,699 {\an8}And about you because it's always about you, Reef. 8640 00:42:50,779 --> 00:42:53,699 {\an2}And about you because it's always about you, Reef. 8651 00:42:57,494 --> 00:43:03,083 {\an8}Let me guess. Xander and Kyle haven't been this honest with you 8650 00:42:57,494 --> 00:43:03,083 {\an2}Let me guess. Xander and Kyle haven't been this honest with you 8661 00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:06,170 {\an8}about your behavior in these conversations. 8660 00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:06,170 {\an2}about your behavior in these conversations. 8671 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:08,839 {\an8}They never had a problem lying to you. 8670 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:08,839 {\an2}They never had a problem lying to you. 8681 00:43:08,922 --> 00:43:10,340 {\an8}Or for you. 8680 00:43:08,922 --> 00:43:10,340 {\an2}Or for you. 8691 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:16,138 {\an8}Yeah, you don't stick around long with this kind of realness. Do you, Reef? 8690 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:16,138 {\an2}Yeah, you don't stick around long with this kind of realness. Do you, Reef? 8701 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,436 {\an8}But I'm not around anymore. 8700 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,436 {\an2}But I'm not around anymore. 8711 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:25,439 {\an8}Thank God. 8710 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:25,439 {\an2}Thank God. 8721 00:43:28,567 --> 00:43:30,152 {\an8}Because after the last thing... 8720 00:43:28,567 --> 00:43:30,152 {\an2}Because after the last thing... 8731 00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:36,742 {\an8}The last thing that happened. 8730 00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:36,742 {\an2}The last thing that happened. 8741 00:43:39,077 --> 00:43:40,495 {\an8}Yeah. 8740 00:43:39,077 --> 00:43:40,495 {\an2}Yeah. 8751 00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:44,833 {\an8}It took finally allowing a good and devoted man to love me 8750 00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:44,833 {\an2}It took finally allowing a good and devoted man to love me 8761 00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:49,963 {\an8}to realize that I'm not just a distraction to run to 8760 00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:49,963 {\an2}to realize that I'm not just a distraction to run to 8771 00:43:50,047 --> 00:43:52,382 {\an8}and toy with when you're... 8770 00:43:50,047 --> 00:43:52,382 {\an2}and toy with when you're... 8781 00:43:56,470 --> 00:43:57,888 {\an8}when you're depressed or... 8780 00:43:56,470 --> 00:43:57,888 {\an2}when you're depressed or... 8791 00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:01,850 {\an8}lonely or between movies or... 8790 00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:01,850 {\an2}lonely or between movies or... 8801 00:44:04,436 --> 00:44:05,729 {\an8}literally bored. 8800 00:44:04,436 --> 00:44:05,729 {\an2}literally bored. 8811 00:44:06,772 --> 00:44:09,733 {\an8}Only to discard when something amazing would happen. 8810 00:44:06,772 --> 00:44:09,733 {\an2}Only to discard when something amazing would happen. 8821 00:44:11,568 --> 00:44:12,569 {\an8}No, you're not. 8820 00:44:11,568 --> 00:44:12,569 {\an2}No, you're not. 8831 00:44:13,111 --> 00:44:14,321 {\an8}Correct. 8830 00:44:13,111 --> 00:44:14,321 {\an2}Correct. 8841 00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:29,294 {\an8}I used to think that telling you all this would make me happy. 8840 00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:29,294 {\an2}I used to think that telling you all this would make me happy. 8851 00:44:33,257 --> 00:44:34,258 {\an8}It doesn't. 8850 00:44:33,257 --> 00:44:34,258 {\an2}It doesn't. 8861 00:44:37,261 --> 00:44:39,054 {\an8}My family makes me happy. 8860 00:44:37,261 --> 00:44:39,054 {\an2}My family makes me happy. 8871 00:44:40,931 --> 00:44:43,058 {\an8}My ch... My children make me happy. 8870 00:44:40,931 --> 00:44:43,058 {\an2}My ch... My children make me happy. 8881 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,162 {\an8}Ira? 8880 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,162 {\an2}Ira? 8891 00:45:04,246 --> 00:45:06,039 {\an8}Bubbi, I need you to come 8890 00:45:04,246 --> 00:45:06,039 {\an2}Bubbi, I need you to come 8901 00:45:06,123 --> 00:45:08,625 {\an8}I got us a call with the guy. 8900 00:45:06,123 --> 00:45:08,625 {\an2}I got us a call with the guy. 8911 00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:10,794 {\an8}Same seats. Shit. I gotta run. 8910 00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:10,794 {\an2}Same seats. Shit. I gotta run. 8921 00:45:10,878 --> 00:45:13,755 {\an8}Adam Driver bought a pet chimp and it 8920 00:45:10,878 --> 00:45:13,755 {\an2}Adam Driver bought a pet chimp and it 8931 00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:15,591 {\an8}They're cute when you buy 'em, 8930 00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:15,591 {\an2}They're cute when you buy 'em, 8941 00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:16,675 {\an8}Wait. Ira! 8940 00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:16,675 {\an2}Wait. Ira! 8951 00:45:30,147 --> 00:45:31,857 {\an8}Ira, we have him on the line. 8950 00:45:30,147 --> 00:45:31,857 {\an2}Ira, we have him on the line. 8961 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:33,984 {\an8}All right. This is it. At your stations. Okay? 8960 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:33,984 {\an2}All right. This is it. At your stations. Okay? 8971 00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:35,068 {\an8}Put him through. 8970 00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:35,068 {\an2}Put him through. 8981 00:45:35,986 --> 00:45:37,863 {\an8}Hey, Ira. Yo. How's things? 8980 00:45:35,986 --> 00:45:37,863 {\an2}Hey, Ira. Yo. How's things? 8991 00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:41,283 {\an8}All good over here. Just in the office solo doing a million things. 8990 00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:41,283 {\an2}All good over here. Just in the office solo doing a million things. 9001 00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:42,367 {\an8}Oh, yeah. 9000 00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:42,367 {\an2}Oh, yeah. 9011 00:45:42,451 --> 00:45:45,329 {\an8}By the sound of that speakerphone and 9010 00:45:42,451 --> 00:45:45,329 {\an2}By the sound of that speakerphone and 9021 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:46,830 {\an8}I can tell it's just you in there. 9020 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:46,830 {\an2}I can tell it's just you in there. 9031 00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:48,582 {\an8}Fuck you. What do you got? 9030 00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:48,582 {\an2}Fuck you. What do you got? 9041 00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:52,002 {\an8}I'm assuming Virginia, Leondrus 9040 00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:52,002 {\an2}I'm assuming Virginia, Leondrus 9051 00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:54,213 {\an8}- Hello, all. - Nope. Wrong again. 9050 00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:54,213 {\an2}- Hello, all. - Nope. Wrong again. 9061 00:45:54,713 --> 00:45:56,006 {\an8}Okay, Ira. 9060 00:45:54,713 --> 00:45:56,006 {\an2}Okay, Ira. 9071 00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:59,009 {\an8}Hey. By the way, I wanna say, 9070 00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:59,009 {\an2}Hey. By the way, I wanna say, 9081 00:45:59,092 --> 00:46:01,512 {\an8}which I'm pretty positive that you are... 9080 00:45:59,092 --> 00:46:01,512 {\an2}which I'm pretty positive that you are... 9091 00:46:02,179 --> 00:46:04,097 {\an8}I should legally disclose 9090 00:46:02,179 --> 00:46:04,097 {\an2}I should legally disclose 9101 00:46:04,181 --> 00:46:06,934 {\an8}who's been renting a house next to 9100 00:46:04,181 --> 00:46:06,934 {\an2}who's been renting a house next to 9111 00:46:07,476 --> 00:46:09,019 {\an8}What the fuck? 9110 00:46:07,476 --> 00:46:09,019 {\an2}What the fuck? 9121 00:46:11,313 --> 00:46:14,483 {\an8}"Legally disclose." Since when are you a stickler for the law? 9120 00:46:11,313 --> 00:46:14,483 {\an2}"Legally disclose." Since when are you a stickler for the law? 9131 00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:17,277 {\an8}All right. Well, you know, not legally, 9130 00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:17,277 {\an2}All right. Well, you know, not legally, 9141 00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:20,364 {\an8}I thought I should tell you that. 9140 00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:20,364 {\an2}I thought I should tell you that. 9151 00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:22,157 {\an8}All right. So what do we got here? 9150 00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:22,157 {\an2}All right. So what do we got here? 9161 00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:26,745 {\an8}Okay. As you know, I can't reveal much, 9160 00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:26,745 {\an2}Okay. As you know, I can't reveal much, 9171 00:46:26,828 --> 00:46:29,790 {\an8}from a person who wishes to sell it to 9170 00:46:26,828 --> 00:46:29,790 {\an2}from a person who wishes to sell it to 9181 00:46:30,374 --> 00:46:32,918 {\an8}I would like to offer Reef 9180 00:46:30,374 --> 00:46:32,918 {\an2}I would like to offer Reef 9191 00:46:33,877 --> 00:46:35,838 {\an8}How fucking generous of you. 9190 00:46:33,877 --> 00:46:35,838 {\an2}How fucking generous of you. 9201 00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:38,674 {\an8}All I can tell you 9200 00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:38,674 {\an2}All I can tell you 9211 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:49,476 {\an8}He comes. 9210 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:49,476 {\an2}He comes. 9221 00:46:54,690 --> 00:46:58,068 {\an8}The price is 15 million. 9220 00:46:54,690 --> 00:46:58,068 {\an2}The price is 15 million. 9231 00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:00,612 {\an8}Peace. 9230 00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:00,612 {\an2}Peace. 9241 00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:05,158 {\an8}"Comes." 9240 00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:05,158 {\an2}"Comes." 9251 00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:09,830 {\an8}"Comes." 9250 00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:09,830 {\an2}"Comes." 9261 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:13,750 {\an8}"Comes." 9260 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:13,750 {\an2}"Comes." 9271 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:16,170 {\an8}- Oh, God. - "Comes." 9270 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:16,170 {\an2}- Oh, God. - "Comes." 9281 00:47:17,254 --> 00:47:18,255 {\an8}"Comes." 9280 00:47:17,254 --> 00:47:18,255 {\an2}"Comes." 9291 00:47:22,050 --> 00:47:23,135 {\an8}"Comes." 9290 00:47:22,050 --> 00:47:23,135 {\an2}"Comes." 9301 00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:26,388 {\an8}This is the actual worst moment of my life. 9300 00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:26,388 {\an2}This is the actual worst moment of my life. 9311 00:47:27,764 --> 00:47:28,765 {\an8}"He comes." 9310 00:47:27,764 --> 00:47:28,765 {\an2}"He comes." 9321 00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:32,978 {\an8}I accept that. 9320 00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:32,978 {\an2}I accept that. 9331 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:34,938 {\an8}I do. I accept it. 9330 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:34,938 {\an2}I do. I accept it. 9341 00:47:39,234 --> 00:47:40,903 {\an8}But who says coming is bad? Right? 9340 00:47:39,234 --> 00:47:40,903 {\an2}But who says coming is bad? Right? 9351 00:47:40,986 --> 00:47:42,362 {\an8}- Yeah, it's a good thing. - Yeah. 9350 00:47:40,986 --> 00:47:42,362 {\an2}- Yeah, it's a good thing. - Yeah. 9361 00:47:42,446 --> 00:47:44,031 {\an8}- Nothing bad about it at all. - I'm sex positive. 9360 00:47:42,446 --> 00:47:44,031 {\an2}- Nothing bad about it at all. - I'm sex positive. 9371 00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:46,158 {\an8}- Come makes babies. - Yeah, yeah. 9370 00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:46,158 {\an2}- Come makes babies. - Yeah, yeah. 9381 00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:47,701 {\an8}Babies grow up to be doctors. 9380 00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:47,701 {\an2}Babies grow up to be doctors. 9391 00:47:48,202 --> 00:47:49,536 {\an8}Doctors heal us when we're ailing. 9390 00:47:48,202 --> 00:47:49,536 {\an2}Doctors heal us when we're ailing. 9401 00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,079 {\an8}Technically he's right. 9400 00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,079 {\an2}Technically he's right. 9411 00:47:51,163 --> 00:47:52,623 {\an8}You know who's made out of come? 9410 00:47:51,163 --> 00:47:52,623 {\an2}You know who's made out of come? 9421 00:47:53,207 --> 00:47:54,917 {\an8}- She is. - I'm not made out of come. 9420 00:47:53,207 --> 00:47:54,917 {\an2}- She is. - I'm not made out of come. 9431 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:55,918 {\an8}Absolutely are. 9430 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:55,918 {\an2}Absolutely are. 9441 00:47:56,001 --> 00:47:57,419 {\an8}Even Reef Hawk. 9440 00:47:56,001 --> 00:47:57,419 {\an2}Even Reef Hawk. 9451 00:47:57,503 --> 00:47:58,670 {\an8}Dramatic pause. 9450 00:47:57,503 --> 00:47:58,670 {\an2}Dramatic pause. 9461 00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:00,255 {\an8}Matinee idol. 9460 00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:00,255 {\an2}Matinee idol. 9471 00:48:00,797 --> 00:48:03,217 {\an8}Handprints in the Grauman's Chinese sidewalk. 9470 00:48:00,797 --> 00:48:03,217 {\an2}Handprints in the Grauman's Chinese sidewalk. 9481 00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:06,428 {\an8}100% completely come-based. 9480 00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:06,428 {\an2}100% completely come-based. 9491 00:48:06,512 --> 00:48:10,265 {\an8}I believe in the profundity of this argument. 9490 00:48:06,512 --> 00:48:10,265 {\an2}I believe in the profundity of this argument. 9501 00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:13,644 {\an8}This young lady here. Come. 9500 00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:13,644 {\an2}This young lady here. Come. 9511 00:48:15,646 --> 00:48:17,356 {\an8}That felt wrong even as I was saying it. 9510 00:48:15,646 --> 00:48:17,356 {\an2}That felt wrong even as I was saying it. 9521 00:48:17,439 --> 00:48:20,859 {\an8}But I urge you to hear me when I say this. 9520 00:48:17,439 --> 00:48:20,859 {\an2}But I urge you to hear me when I say this. 9531 00:48:20,943 --> 00:48:25,531 {\an8}None of us in this room would be here without come. 9530 00:48:20,943 --> 00:48:25,531 {\an2}None of us in this room would be here without come. 9541 00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:28,116 {\an8}Am I wrong? 9540 00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:28,116 {\an2}Am I wrong? 9551 00:48:30,035 --> 00:48:31,078 {\an8}Applause. 9550 00:48:30,035 --> 00:48:31,078 {\an2}Applause. 9561 00:48:31,954 --> 00:48:32,955 {\an8}If you want. 9560 00:48:31,954 --> 00:48:32,955 {\an2}If you want. 9571 00:48:33,497 --> 00:48:35,040 {\an8}If you want. If you want. 9570 00:48:33,497 --> 00:48:35,040 {\an2}If you want. If you want. 9581 00:48:39,336 --> 00:48:40,963 {\an8}- No! - Whoa, whoa. Bubbi. 9580 00:48:39,336 --> 00:48:40,963 {\an2}- No! - Whoa, whoa. Bubbi. 9591 00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:43,507 {\an8}You don't understand, Ira. You don't understand. 9590 00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:43,507 {\an2}You don't understand, Ira. You don't understand. 9601 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,759 {\an8}I've been so fucking careful! 9600 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,759 {\an2}I've been so fucking careful! 9611 00:48:45,843 --> 00:48:47,010 {\an8}Hey. You're okay. 9610 00:48:45,843 --> 00:48:47,010 {\an2}Hey. You're okay. 9621 00:48:47,094 --> 00:48:49,930 {\an8}I've never filmed myself. I've never been filmed with anyone. 9620 00:48:47,094 --> 00:48:49,930 {\an2}I've never filmed myself. I've never been filmed with anyone. 9631 00:48:50,013 --> 00:48:51,807 {\an8}I've been so fucking careful! 9630 00:48:50,013 --> 00:48:51,807 {\an2}I've been so fucking careful! 9641 00:48:52,432 --> 00:48:54,017 {\an8}Why is this happening to me? 9640 00:48:52,432 --> 00:48:54,017 {\an2}Why is this happening to me? 9651 00:49:02,192 --> 00:49:03,318 {\an8}What did you just say? 9650 00:49:02,192 --> 00:49:03,318 {\an2}What did you just say? 9661 00:49:06,822 --> 00:49:08,323 {\an8}Why is this happening to me? 9660 00:49:06,822 --> 00:49:08,323 {\an2}Why is this happening to me? 9671 00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:10,117 {\an8}No, before that. 9670 00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:10,117 {\an2}No, before that. 9681 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:15,205 {\an8}"I've been so fucking careful." 9680 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:15,205 {\an2}"I've been so fucking careful." 9691 00:49:15,289 --> 00:49:16,331 {\an8}Before that. 9690 00:49:15,289 --> 00:49:16,331 {\an2}Before that. 9701 00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:22,337 {\an8}"I've never filmed myself." And, "I've never been filmed with anyone." 9700 00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:22,337 {\an2}"I've never filmed myself." And, "I've never been filmed with anyone." 9711 00:49:28,886 --> 00:49:29,887 {\an8}What? 9710 00:49:28,886 --> 00:49:29,887 {\an2}What? 9721 00:49:33,348 --> 00:49:34,349 {\an8}What is it? 9720 00:49:33,348 --> 00:49:34,349 {\an2}What is it? 9731 00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:37,019 {\an8}You were filmed without your consent. 9730 00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:37,019 {\an2}You were filmed without your consent. 9741 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:42,816 {\an8}It was nonconsensual. 9740 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:42,816 {\an2}It was nonconsensual. 9751 00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:45,694 {\an8}- Virginia, do you wanna explain this? - I'd love to. 9750 00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:45,694 {\an2}- Virginia, do you wanna explain this? - I'd love to. 9761 00:49:45,777 --> 00:49:49,907 {\an8}Reef, have you ever heard of victim capitalism? 9760 00:49:45,777 --> 00:49:49,907 {\an2}Reef, have you ever heard of victim capitalism? 9771 00:49:50,949 --> 00:49:51,950 {\an8}No. 9770 00:49:50,949 --> 00:49:51,950 {\an2}No. 9781 00:49:52,034 --> 00:49:54,328 {\an8}When you were growing up, you wanted to be an actor. 9780 00:49:52,034 --> 00:49:54,328 {\an2}When you were growing up, you wanted to be an actor. 9791 00:49:54,411 --> 00:49:58,874 {\an8}You wanted to be a gifted artist and that in turn would bring you riches and fame. 9790 00:49:54,411 --> 00:49:58,874 {\an2}You wanted to be a gifted artist and that in turn would bring you riches and fame. 9801 00:49:58,957 --> 00:50:02,169 {\an8}You were part of the recognition for talent generation. 9800 00:49:58,957 --> 00:50:02,169 {\an2}You were part of the recognition for talent generation. 9811 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,672 {\an8}But people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something. 9810 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,672 {\an2}But people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something. 9821 00:50:05,756 --> 00:50:08,091 {\an8}Why do all that work? It's exhausting. 9820 00:50:05,756 --> 00:50:08,091 {\an2}Why do all that work? It's exhausting. 9831 00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:10,344 {\an8}And the odds are so terribly low of succeeding. 9830 00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:10,344 {\an2}And the odds are so terribly low of succeeding. 9841 00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:12,888 {\an8}So, here come the Kardashians. 9840 00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:12,888 {\an2}So, here come the Kardashians. 9851 00:50:12,971 --> 00:50:14,973 {\an8}The big bang happened. 9850 00:50:12,971 --> 00:50:14,973 {\an2}The big bang happened. 9861 00:50:15,057 --> 00:50:17,476 {\an8}Attention culture. 9860 00:50:15,057 --> 00:50:17,476 {\an2}Attention culture. 9871 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:20,521 {\an8}And it is huge. 9870 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:20,521 {\an2}And it is huge. 9881 00:50:20,604 --> 00:50:22,564 {\an8}Now you don't have to do anything special to be famous. 9880 00:50:20,604 --> 00:50:22,564 {\an2}Now you don't have to do anything special to be famous. 9891 00:50:22,648 --> 00:50:23,815 {\an8}You just have to be. 9890 00:50:22,648 --> 00:50:23,815 {\an2}You just have to be. 9901 00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:27,361 {\an8}You just have to make enough noise to garner the attention. 9900 00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:27,361 {\an2}You just have to make enough noise to garner the attention. 9911 00:50:27,444 --> 00:50:29,821 {\an8}Any kind of noise. Any kind of attention. 9910 00:50:27,444 --> 00:50:29,821 {\an2}Any kind of noise. Any kind of attention. 9921 00:50:29,905 --> 00:50:33,075 {\an8}And this brings us to the birth of social media. 9920 00:50:29,905 --> 00:50:33,075 {\an2}And this brings us to the birth of social media. 9931 00:50:33,158 --> 00:50:36,119 {\an8}Now anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button. 9930 00:50:33,158 --> 00:50:36,119 {\an2}Now anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button. 9941 00:50:36,203 --> 00:50:39,164 {\an8}That sweet, sweet nectar of attention. 9940 00:50:36,203 --> 00:50:39,164 {\an2}That sweet, sweet nectar of attention. 9951 00:50:39,748 --> 00:50:42,209 {\an8}And then, it was ignited. 9950 00:50:39,748 --> 00:50:42,209 {\an2}And then, it was ignited. 9961 00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:44,253 {\an8}The spark. 9960 00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:44,253 {\an2}The spark. 9971 00:50:45,337 --> 00:50:46,588 {\an8}Victimhood. 9970 00:50:45,337 --> 00:50:46,588 {\an2}Victimhood. 9981 00:50:46,672 --> 00:50:52,928 {\an8}The only way you can become rich and famous in this culture is to be a victim. 9980 00:50:46,672 --> 00:50:52,928 {\an2}The only way you can become rich and famous in this culture is to be a victim. 9991 00:50:53,011 --> 00:50:54,304 {\an8}Victim capitalism. 9990 00:50:53,011 --> 00:50:54,304 {\an2}Victim capitalism. 10001 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:56,849 {\an8}The best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim. 10000 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:56,849 {\an2}The best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim. 10011 00:50:56,932 --> 00:51:02,646 {\an8}And you, Reef Hawk, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, 10010 00:50:56,932 --> 00:51:02,646 {\an2}And you, Reef Hawk, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, 10021 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:07,818 {\an8}straight movie star who is indeed a victim. 10020 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:07,818 {\an2}straight movie star who is indeed a victim. 10031 00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:09,319 {\an8}You're a fucking unicorn. 10030 00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:09,319 {\an2}You're a fucking unicorn. 10041 00:51:09,403 --> 00:51:11,446 {\an8}This is gonna be the biggest year of your whole career. 10040 00:51:09,403 --> 00:51:11,446 {\an2}This is gonna be the biggest year of your whole career. 10051 00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:13,282 {\an8}I mean, you're gonna be a bigger star than ever. 10050 00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:13,282 {\an2}I mean, you're gonna be a bigger star than ever. 10061 00:51:13,365 --> 00:51:14,783 {\an8}You know what we have to do, right? 10060 00:51:13,365 --> 00:51:14,783 {\an2}You know what we have to do, right? 10071 00:51:14,867 --> 00:51:15,909 {\an8}We've got one move. 10070 00:51:14,867 --> 00:51:15,909 {\an2}We've got one move. 10081 00:51:15,993 --> 00:51:17,870 {\an8}Live interview. 10080 00:51:15,993 --> 00:51:17,870 {\an2}Live interview. 10091 00:51:17,953 --> 00:51:20,581 {\an8}That's right. A live interview cuts him off at the knees. 10090 00:51:17,953 --> 00:51:20,581 {\an2}That's right. A live interview cuts him off at the knees. 10101 00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:23,375 {\an8}Talking about the video before they have a chance to leak it 10100 00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:23,375 {\an2}Talking about the video before they have a chance to leak it 10111 00:51:23,876 --> 00:51:26,378 {\an8}makes you the victim and gives us all the leverage. 10110 00:51:23,876 --> 00:51:26,378 {\an2}makes you the victim and gives us all the leverage. 10121 00:51:28,338 --> 00:51:30,090 {\an8}God, where are they? 10120 00:51:28,338 --> 00:51:30,090 {\an2}God, where are they? 10131 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,010 {\an8}We're gonna be fucking late. 10130 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,010 {\an2}We're gonna be fucking late. 10141 00:51:34,094 --> 00:51:35,387 {\an8}Everything okay? 10140 00:51:34,094 --> 00:51:35,387 {\an2}Everything okay? 10151 00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:36,471 {\an8}Yeah, yeah. 10150 00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:36,471 {\an2}Yeah, yeah. 10161 00:51:37,306 --> 00:51:39,183 {\an8}I'm just running a little late and it's the one day a week 10160 00:51:37,306 --> 00:51:39,183 {\an2}I'm just running a little late and it's the one day a week 10171 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:40,809 {\an8}I gotta be out by a certain time. 10170 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:40,809 {\an2}I gotta be out by a certain time. 10181 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:49,651 {\an8}Hey, I know that was a lot. 10180 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:49,651 {\an2}Hey, I know that was a lot. 10191 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,487 {\an8}Sit with it tonight. 10190 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,487 {\an2}Sit with it tonight. 10201 00:51:53,697 --> 00:51:54,948 {\an8}Digest it. 10200 00:51:53,697 --> 00:51:54,948 {\an2}Digest it. 10211 00:52:00,829 --> 00:52:01,830 {\an8}Ira, 10210 00:52:00,829 --> 00:52:01,830 {\an2}Ira, 10221 00:52:03,624 --> 00:52:06,251 {\an8}you have a really weird job. 10220 00:52:03,624 --> 00:52:06,251 {\an2}you have a really weird job. 10231 00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:13,884 {\an8}It's like you just wait for a call that I got in trouble. 10230 00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:13,884 {\an2}It's like you just wait for a call that I got in trouble. 10241 00:52:23,769 --> 00:52:25,020 {\an8}Bubbi, you ever think about... 10240 00:52:23,769 --> 00:52:25,020 {\an2}Bubbi, you ever think about... 10251 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:30,150 {\an8}why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble 10250 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:30,150 {\an2}why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble 10261 00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:32,402 {\an8}you got in for as long as you did? 10260 00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:32,402 {\an2}you got in for as long as you did? 10271 00:52:34,988 --> 00:52:37,074 {\an8}Everybody's a psycho when they're young. 10270 00:52:34,988 --> 00:52:37,074 {\an2}Everybody's a psycho when they're young. 10281 00:52:37,574 --> 00:52:39,117 {\an8}Myself, number one. 10280 00:52:37,574 --> 00:52:39,117 {\an2}Myself, number one. 10291 00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:44,665 {\an8}But for everybody else in the world, 10290 00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:44,665 {\an2}But for everybody else in the world, 10301 00:52:44,748 --> 00:52:48,752 {\an8}all these people, they can't act like that forever. 10300 00:52:44,748 --> 00:52:48,752 {\an2}all these people, they can't act like that forever. 10311 00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:54,883 {\an8}I had real life hit me like a fucking train. 10310 00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:54,883 {\an2}I had real life hit me like a fucking train. 10321 00:52:57,845 --> 00:53:00,222 {\an8}But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up. 10320 00:52:57,845 --> 00:53:00,222 {\an2}But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up. 10331 00:53:01,557 --> 00:53:03,016 {\an8}I always pick up. 10330 00:53:01,557 --> 00:53:03,016 {\an2}I always pick up. 10341 00:53:07,729 --> 00:53:09,189 {\an8}There he is! 10340 00:53:07,729 --> 00:53:09,189 {\an2}There he is! 10351 00:53:09,857 --> 00:53:14,069 {\an8}- Hey, hey! - Sorry, Ira. We hit crazy traffic. 10350 00:53:09,857 --> 00:53:14,069 {\an2}- Hey, hey! - Sorry, Ira. We hit crazy traffic. 10361 00:53:14,152 --> 00:53:15,904 {\an8}- No worries. LA, baby. - So bad. 10360 00:53:14,152 --> 00:53:15,904 {\an2}- No worries. LA, baby. - So bad. 10371 00:53:15,988 --> 00:53:17,531 {\an8}The traffic. Come on. Are you crazy? 10370 00:53:15,988 --> 00:53:17,531 {\an2}The traffic. Come on. Are you crazy? 10381 00:53:17,614 --> 00:53:19,616 {\an8}Buddy. There he is. My boy. 10380 00:53:17,614 --> 00:53:19,616 {\an2}Buddy. There he is. My boy. 10391 00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:20,659 {\an8}Dad! 10390 00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:20,659 {\an2}Dad! 10401 00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:23,078 {\an8}- What? Are you too old to kiss your dad? - Oh, come on. 10400 00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:23,078 {\an2}- What? Are you too old to kiss your dad? - Oh, come on. 10411 00:53:23,161 --> 00:53:25,205 {\an8}When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face. 10410 00:53:23,161 --> 00:53:25,205 {\an2}When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face. 10421 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:26,290 {\an8}Dad. 10420 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:26,290 {\an2}Dad. 10431 00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:30,210 {\an8}I still see you as this little... fat, little, chunky little guy. 10430 00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:30,210 {\an2}I still see you as this little... fat, little, chunky little guy. 10441 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:33,338 {\an8}- Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers. - Yeah, I know. I hate being late. 10440 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:33,338 {\an2}- Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers. - Yeah, I know. I hate being late. 10451 00:53:33,422 --> 00:53:34,423 {\an8}- I'm sorry, buddy. I-- - Yeah. 10450 00:53:33,422 --> 00:53:34,423 {\an2}- I'm sorry, buddy. I-- - Yeah. 10461 00:53:34,506 --> 00:53:36,425 {\an8}But we got to listen to Britney Spears's audiobook. 10460 00:53:34,506 --> 00:53:36,425 {\an2}But we got to listen to Britney Spears's audiobook. 10471 00:53:36,508 --> 00:53:41,930 {\an8}And let me just say she lived a very wild life. 10470 00:53:36,508 --> 00:53:41,930 {\an2}And let me just say she lived a very wild life. 10481 00:53:42,014 --> 00:53:43,765 {\an8}She's the best. She sang at your mom and I's wedding. 10480 00:53:42,014 --> 00:53:43,765 {\an2}She's the best. She sang at your mom and I's wedding. 10491 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:45,893 {\an8}Hey, you know who this guy is? 10490 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:45,893 {\an2}Hey, you know who this guy is? 10501 00:53:45,976 --> 00:53:47,978 {\an8}- Reef Hawk. - That's right. 10500 00:53:45,976 --> 00:53:47,978 {\an2}- Reef Hawk. - That's right. 10511 00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:50,564 {\an8}OG client of your dad's. 10510 00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:50,564 {\an2}OG client of your dad's. 10521 00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:55,277 {\an8}Always wanted you guys to meet each other, but Reef's always very busy. 10520 00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:55,277 {\an2}Always wanted you guys to meet each other, but Reef's always very busy. 10531 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,779 {\an8}So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend? 10530 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,779 {\an2}So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend? 10541 00:53:57,863 --> 00:54:00,824 {\an8}This guy with the "girlfri--" Always with the fucking girlfriend. 10540 00:53:57,863 --> 00:54:00,824 {\an2}This guy with the "girlfri--" Always with the fucking girlfriend. 10551 00:54:00,908 --> 00:54:02,826 {\an8}- Not right now. - Well, same here. 10550 00:54:00,908 --> 00:54:02,826 {\an2}- Not right now. - Well, same here. 10561 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:04,328 {\an8}We're on the same boat. 10560 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:04,328 {\an2}We're on the same boat. 10571 00:54:04,411 --> 00:54:06,830 {\an8}That's what I tell him. He's gotta keep his options open. 10570 00:54:04,411 --> 00:54:06,830 {\an2}That's what I tell him. He's gotta keep his options open. 10581 00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:10,334 {\an8}Yeah. Dad said I gotta keep my options open 'cause I'm a handsome guy. 10580 00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:10,334 {\an2}Yeah. Dad said I gotta keep my options open 'cause I'm a handsome guy. 10591 00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:11,877 {\an8}Cool and handsome guy. 10590 00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:11,877 {\an2}Cool and handsome guy. 10601 00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:13,921 {\an8}Just like Reef. 10600 00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:13,921 {\an2}Just like Reef. 10611 00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:15,923 {\an8}Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other. 10610 00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:15,923 {\an2}Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other. 10621 00:54:16,006 --> 00:54:17,716 {\an8}Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us. 10620 00:54:16,006 --> 00:54:17,716 {\an2}Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us. 10631 00:54:17,799 --> 00:54:20,010 {\an8}Shut up, Dad. 10630 00:54:17,799 --> 00:54:20,010 {\an2}Shut up, Dad. 10641 00:54:20,093 --> 00:54:22,137 {\an8}What do I always say? Keep your options open. 10640 00:54:20,093 --> 00:54:22,137 {\an2}What do I always say? Keep your options open. 10651 00:54:22,221 --> 00:54:24,223 {\an8}- Yes. - Never sign anything. 10650 00:54:22,221 --> 00:54:24,223 {\an2}- Yes. - Never sign anything. 10661 00:54:24,306 --> 00:54:27,100 {\an8}- Check the Saudi money. - Check the Saudi money. 10660 00:54:24,306 --> 00:54:27,100 {\an2}- Check the Saudi money. - Check the Saudi money. 10671 00:54:27,184 --> 00:54:28,727 {\an8}- Right. - Okay. Hey. 10670 00:54:27,184 --> 00:54:28,727 {\an2}- Right. - Okay. Hey. 10681 00:54:30,187 --> 00:54:31,188 {\an8}I'll check in tomorrow. 10680 00:54:30,187 --> 00:54:31,188 {\an2}I'll check in tomorrow. 10691 00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:33,232 {\an8}Enjoy the game. 10690 00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:33,232 {\an2}Enjoy the game. 10701 00:54:34,816 --> 00:54:36,777 {\an8}- See you later, Reef. - Nice to meet you, man. 10700 00:54:34,816 --> 00:54:36,777 {\an2}- See you later, Reef. - Nice to meet you, man. 10711 00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:39,363 {\an8}Don't do alcohol and say no to crack, Reef. 10710 00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:39,363 {\an2}Don't do alcohol and say no to crack, Reef. 10721 00:54:40,739 --> 00:54:42,491 {\an8}Hey. I told you not to tell anybody about that. 10720 00:54:40,739 --> 00:54:42,491 {\an2}Hey. I told you not to tell anybody about that. 10731 00:54:42,574 --> 00:54:44,034 {\an8}You're not supposed to repeat that shit. 10730 00:54:42,574 --> 00:54:44,034 {\an2}You're not supposed to repeat that shit. 10741 00:54:44,117 --> 00:54:45,369 {\an8}Get in the car, guys. Let's go. 10740 00:54:44,117 --> 00:54:45,369 {\an2}Get in the car, guys. Let's go. 10751 00:55:15,941 --> 00:55:16,942 {\an8}Reef Hawk. 10750 00:55:15,941 --> 00:55:16,942 {\an2}Reef Hawk. 10761 00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:20,487 {\an8}Hey. 10760 00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:20,487 {\an2}Hey. 10771 00:55:20,571 --> 00:55:23,240 {\an8}I think I read a couple of years ago your dad hung himself, right? 10770 00:55:20,571 --> 00:55:23,240 {\an2}I think I read a couple of years ago your dad hung himself, right? 10781 00:55:25,033 --> 00:55:27,286 {\an8}It's so funny. I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan 10780 00:55:25,033 --> 00:55:27,286 {\an2}It's so funny. I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan 10791 00:55:27,369 --> 00:55:29,288 {\an8}and the main character's a rock star 10790 00:55:27,369 --> 00:55:29,288 {\an2}and the main character's a rock star 10801 00:55:29,371 --> 00:55:32,082 {\an8}whose mom is on a reality show and the dad hangs himself. 10800 00:55:29,371 --> 00:55:32,082 {\an2}whose mom is on a reality show and the dad hangs himself. 10811 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,585 {\an8}I mean, it's a rock star. 10810 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,585 {\an2}I mean, it's a rock star. 10821 00:55:34,668 --> 00:55:37,504 {\an8}It's not a movie star, but it's crazy close, right? 10820 00:55:34,668 --> 00:55:37,504 {\an2}It's not a movie star, but it's crazy close, right? 10831 00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:45,262 {\an8}Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something. 10830 00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:45,262 {\an2}Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something. 10841 00:55:45,888 --> 00:55:47,556 {\an8}You can breeze right through it. 10840 00:55:45,888 --> 00:55:47,556 {\an2}You can breeze right through it. 10851 00:55:57,232 --> 00:55:59,443 {\an8}Can I just say what we're all thinking? 10850 00:55:57,232 --> 00:55:59,443 {\an2}Can I just say what we're all thinking? 10861 00:56:00,194 --> 00:56:04,615 {\an8}A live, tell-all interview while pretending to be a victim 10860 00:56:00,194 --> 00:56:04,615 {\an2}A live, tell-all interview while pretending to be a victim 10871 00:56:04,698 --> 00:56:08,744 {\an8}seems like the actual complete opposite of what you should do. 10870 00:56:04,698 --> 00:56:08,744 {\an2}seems like the actual complete opposite of what you should do. 10881 00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:10,370 {\an8}What's the alternative? 10880 00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:10,370 {\an2}What's the alternative? 10891 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:13,415 {\an8}Give everything up I've worked for my entire life? 10890 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:13,415 {\an2}Give everything up I've worked for my entire life? 10901 00:56:13,957 --> 00:56:15,667 {\an8}I have what everyone dreams of. 10900 00:56:13,957 --> 00:56:15,667 {\an2}I have what everyone dreams of. 10911 00:56:15,751 --> 00:56:18,712 {\an8}I can't just throw it away. 10910 00:56:15,751 --> 00:56:18,712 {\an2}I can't just throw it away. 10921 00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:26,261 {\an8}Let's just, like, sell everything and move to Hawaii. 10920 00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:26,261 {\an2}Let's just, like, sell everything and move to Hawaii. 10931 00:56:27,554 --> 00:56:29,598 {\an8}Open a smoothie stand or something. 10930 00:56:27,554 --> 00:56:29,598 {\an2}Open a smoothie stand or something. 10941 00:56:30,182 --> 00:56:32,184 {\an8}Yeah. There we go. 10940 00:56:30,182 --> 00:56:32,184 {\an2}Yeah. There we go. 10951 00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:34,645 {\an8}I'll open a smoothie stand. 10950 00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:34,645 {\an2}I'll open a smoothie stand. 10961 00:56:35,395 --> 00:56:36,647 {\an8}What a brilliant idea. 10960 00:56:35,395 --> 00:56:36,647 {\an2}What a brilliant idea. 10971 00:56:36,730 --> 00:56:39,983 {\an8}You just seem a little off lately, so... 10970 00:56:36,730 --> 00:56:39,983 {\an2}You just seem a little off lately, so... 10981 00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:42,778 {\an8}Look, I just wanna make sure that you're-- 10980 00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:42,778 {\an2}Look, I just wanna make sure that you're-- 10991 00:56:42,861 --> 00:56:43,987 {\an8}Make sure I'm what? 10990 00:56:42,861 --> 00:56:43,987 {\an2}Make sure I'm what? 11001 00:56:45,864 --> 00:56:49,618 {\an8}Are you implying that there's something important that I'm hiding from you? 11000 00:56:45,864 --> 00:56:49,618 {\an2}Are you implying that there's something important that I'm hiding from you? 11011 00:56:49,701 --> 00:56:51,411 {\an8}Reef, dude. She's just asking you-- 11010 00:56:49,701 --> 00:56:51,411 {\an2}Reef, dude. She's just asking you-- 11021 00:56:51,495 --> 00:56:52,996 {\an8}I know what she's asking. 11020 00:56:51,495 --> 00:56:52,996 {\an2}I know what she's asking. 11031 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,915 {\an8}I don't know why it's such a big deal. 11030 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,915 {\an2}I don't know why it's such a big deal. 11041 00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:57,334 {\an8}It's a big fucking deal. 11040 00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:57,334 {\an2}It's a big fucking deal. 11051 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:58,794 {\an8}Because questioning that 11050 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:58,794 {\an2}Because questioning that 11061 00:56:58,877 --> 00:57:02,965 {\an8}is questioning the very core of everything I am the last five years. 11060 00:56:58,877 --> 00:57:02,965 {\an2}is questioning the very core of everything I am the last five years. 11071 00:57:03,048 --> 00:57:08,053 {\an8}Everything I've fought and clawed and promised to not be. 11070 00:57:03,048 --> 00:57:08,053 {\an2}Everything I've fought and clawed and promised to not be. 11081 00:57:08,887 --> 00:57:12,891 {\an8}So you questioning that isn't just a chill little question. 11080 00:57:08,887 --> 00:57:12,891 {\an2}So you questioning that isn't just a chill little question. 11091 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,269 {\an8}It's calling me a fraud. 11090 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,269 {\an2}It's calling me a fraud. 11101 00:57:16,353 --> 00:57:18,605 {\an8}So what the fuck are you asking? 11100 00:57:16,353 --> 00:57:18,605 {\an2}So what the fuck are you asking? 11111 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:24,945 {\an8}Don't fucking curse at me ever. 11110 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:24,945 {\an2}Don't fucking curse at me ever. 11121 00:57:26,864 --> 00:57:31,118 {\an8}Don't ever talk to me like that ever. 11120 00:57:26,864 --> 00:57:31,118 {\an2}Don't ever talk to me like that ever. 11131 00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:35,622 {\an8}You are under immense pressure and anxiety, 11130 00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:35,622 {\an2}You are under immense pressure and anxiety, 11141 00:57:35,706 --> 00:57:38,959 {\an8}so I am asking you as somebody who loves you, 11140 00:57:35,706 --> 00:57:38,959 {\an2}so I am asking you as somebody who loves you, 11151 00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:41,503 {\an8}are you strong in your sobriety? 11150 00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:41,503 {\an2}are you strong in your sobriety? 11161 00:57:41,587 --> 00:57:45,424 {\an8}Because you have that look in your eyes you promised I wasn't going to see again. 11160 00:57:41,587 --> 00:57:45,424 {\an2}Because you have that look in your eyes you promised I wasn't going to see again. 11171 00:57:47,426 --> 00:57:48,927 {\an8}How fucking dare you. 11170 00:57:47,426 --> 00:57:48,927 {\an2}How fucking dare you. 11181 00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:51,930 {\an8}How dare I? How dare I? 11180 00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:51,930 {\an2}How dare I? How dare I? 11191 00:57:52,014 --> 00:57:55,559 {\an8}I ask you because I am someone who loves you 11190 00:57:52,014 --> 00:57:55,559 {\an2}I ask you because I am someone who loves you 11201 00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:58,812 {\an8}at times more than you are capable of loving yourself. 11200 00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:58,812 {\an2}at times more than you are capable of loving yourself. 11211 00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:03,192 {\an8}I ask because I would rather you throw some little bitchy, 11210 00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:03,192 {\an2}I ask because I would rather you throw some little bitchy, 11221 00:58:03,275 --> 00:58:06,904 {\an8}diva, movie star tantrum and not be my friend for a month 11220 00:58:03,275 --> 00:58:06,904 {\an2}diva, movie star tantrum and not be my friend for a month 11231 00:58:06,987 --> 00:58:12,367 {\an8}than to walk in on you overdosed again thinking that you were fucking dead. 11230 00:58:06,987 --> 00:58:12,367 {\an2}than to walk in on you overdosed again thinking that you were fucking dead. 11241 00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:18,290 {\an8}Which you don't even remember, but was, like, the worst moment of my life. 11240 00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:18,290 {\an2}Which you don't even remember, but was, like, the worst moment of my life. 11251 00:58:22,628 --> 00:58:27,674 {\an8}Dude, you're a 56-year-old man who might be back on hard drugs. 11250 00:58:22,628 --> 00:58:27,674 {\an2}Dude, you're a 56-year-old man who might be back on hard drugs. 11261 00:58:27,758 --> 00:58:32,012 {\an8}So when I ask you, it's not because it's fun for me. 11260 00:58:27,758 --> 00:58:32,012 {\an2}So when I ask you, it's not because it's fun for me. 11271 00:58:35,098 --> 00:58:38,602 {\an8}My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel. 11270 00:58:35,098 --> 00:58:38,602 {\an2}My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel. 11281 00:58:43,899 --> 00:58:49,404 {\an8}And as far as moving to Hawaii and opening a smoothie stand, 11280 00:58:43,899 --> 00:58:49,404 {\an2}And as far as moving to Hawaii and opening a smoothie stand, 11291 00:58:50,864 --> 00:58:53,659 {\an8}that might be in the realm of possibility for you. 11290 00:58:50,864 --> 00:58:53,659 {\an2}that might be in the realm of possibility for you. 11301 00:58:54,785 --> 00:58:56,119 {\an8}But honestly, Kyle... 11300 00:58:54,785 --> 00:58:56,119 {\an2}But honestly, Kyle... 11311 00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:57,079 {\an8}Yeah. 11310 00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:57,079 {\an2}Yeah. 11321 00:58:57,162 --> 00:58:59,915 {\an8}...I don't have the patience or the fucking energy 11320 00:58:57,162 --> 00:58:59,915 {\an2}...I don't have the patience or the fucking energy 11331 00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:04,169 {\an8}to fake being able to relate to your shitty little life today. 11330 00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:04,169 {\an2}to fake being able to relate to your shitty little life today. 11341 00:59:05,087 --> 00:59:11,760 {\an8}I live in an existence you literally have no way of understanding. 11340 00:59:05,087 --> 00:59:11,760 {\an2}I live in an existence you literally have no way of understanding. 11351 00:59:11,844 --> 00:59:13,345 {\an8}Oh, fuck. 11350 00:59:11,844 --> 00:59:13,345 {\an2}Oh, fuck. 11361 00:59:13,428 --> 00:59:14,930 {\an8}You're right. 11360 00:59:13,428 --> 00:59:14,930 {\an2}You're right. 11371 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:16,807 {\an8}I have no idea. 11370 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:16,807 {\an2}I have no idea. 11381 00:59:18,058 --> 00:59:21,186 {\an8}I hope that you do that giant interview 11380 00:59:18,058 --> 00:59:21,186 {\an2}I hope that you do that giant interview 11391 00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:24,606 {\an8}and I hope you get more famous and more rich. 11390 00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:24,606 {\an2}and I hope you get more famous and more rich. 11401 00:59:24,690 --> 00:59:26,024 {\an8}More attention. 11400 00:59:24,690 --> 00:59:26,024 {\an2}More attention. 11411 00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:31,446 {\an8}As it seems to historically serve you super well. 11410 00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:31,446 {\an2}As it seems to historically serve you super well. 11421 00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:35,075 {\an8}And you know what? I love my life, my shitty little life. 11420 00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:35,075 {\an2}And you know what? I love my life, my shitty little life. 11431 00:59:35,158 --> 00:59:35,993 {\an8}You know why? 11430 00:59:35,158 --> 00:59:35,993 {\an2}You know why? 11441 00:59:36,076 --> 00:59:39,371 {\an8}I get to be whoever I wanna be. 11440 00:59:36,076 --> 00:59:39,371 {\an2}I get to be whoever I wanna be. 11451 00:59:40,330 --> 00:59:41,373 {\an8}All the time. 11450 00:59:40,330 --> 00:59:41,373 {\an2}All the time. 11461 00:59:42,165 --> 00:59:45,169 {\an8}I wish you cared about what we thought of you, Reef, 11460 00:59:42,165 --> 00:59:45,169 {\an2}I wish you cared about what we thought of you, Reef, 11471 00:59:45,252 --> 00:59:47,754 {\an8}more than a bunch of people on the Internet. 11470 00:59:45,252 --> 00:59:47,754 {\an2}more than a bunch of people on the Internet. 11481 00:59:50,549 --> 00:59:53,177 {\an8}And the next time you do a performative apology tour, 11480 00:59:50,549 --> 00:59:53,177 {\an2}And the next time you do a performative apology tour, 11491 00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:56,513 {\an8}throw your two best friends on the list, you sad fucking junkie. 11490 00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:56,513 {\an2}throw your two best friends on the list, you sad fucking junkie. 11501 01:00:13,614 --> 01:00:15,324 {\an8}Why are you still here? 11500 01:00:13,614 --> 01:00:15,324 {\an2}Why are you still here? 11511 01:00:18,243 --> 01:00:21,496 {\an8}I ordered food and I already paid for it on the app. 11510 01:00:18,243 --> 01:00:21,496 {\an2}I ordered food and I already paid for it on the app. 11521 01:00:28,086 --> 01:00:30,672 {\an8}Why did you stay my friend, Xander? 11520 01:00:28,086 --> 01:00:30,672 {\an2}Why did you stay my friend, Xander? 11531 01:00:39,056 --> 01:00:41,183 {\an8}I hate emotions so fucking much. 11530 01:00:39,056 --> 01:00:41,183 {\an2}I hate emotions so fucking much. 11541 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,733 {\an8}When we were in high school, 11540 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,733 {\an2}When we were in high school, 11551 01:00:50,317 --> 01:00:52,736 {\an8}every other word out of everyone's mouth was "faggot." 11550 01:00:50,317 --> 01:00:52,736 {\an2}every other word out of everyone's mouth was "faggot." 11561 01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:53,779 {\an8}Including mine. 11560 01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:53,779 {\an2}Including mine. 11571 01:00:53,862 --> 01:00:57,032 {\an8}And one time, you slept over in tenth grade 11570 01:00:53,862 --> 01:00:57,032 {\an2}And one time, you slept over in tenth grade 11581 01:00:57,115 --> 01:00:59,743 {\an8}and you asked me point-blank if I was gay. 11580 01:00:57,115 --> 01:00:59,743 {\an2}and you asked me point-blank if I was gay. 11591 01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:03,956 {\an8}And I denied it for hours and we got into this big, screaming fight. 11590 01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:03,956 {\an2}And I denied it for hours and we got into this big, screaming fight. 11601 01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:07,417 {\an8}And you said to me... 11600 01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:07,417 {\an2}And you said to me... 11611 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:11,880 {\an8}You said you wouldn't not be my friend if I was gay. 11610 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:11,880 {\an2}You said you wouldn't not be my friend if I was gay. 11621 01:01:13,549 --> 01:01:15,968 {\an8}You would only not be my friend if I was not myself. 11620 01:01:13,549 --> 01:01:15,968 {\an2}You would only not be my friend if I was not myself. 11631 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,848 {\an8}Because that would be too hard to watch. 11630 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,848 {\an2}Because that would be too hard to watch. 11641 01:01:27,563 --> 01:01:32,025 {\an8}When you act gross like this, I choose to remember that person. 11640 01:01:27,563 --> 01:01:32,025 {\an2}When you act gross like this, I choose to remember that person. 11651 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,402 {\an8}There's three bags in there. 11650 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,402 {\an2}There's three bags in there. 11661 01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:43,866 {\an8}Hi. 11660 01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:43,866 {\an2}Hi. 11671 01:03:43,949 --> 01:03:45,492 {\an8}Great to see you, Drew. 11670 01:03:43,949 --> 01:03:45,492 {\an2}Great to see you, Drew. 11681 01:03:46,827 --> 01:03:48,495 {\an8}It's great to see you too. 11680 01:03:46,827 --> 01:03:48,495 {\an2}It's great to see you too. 11691 01:03:48,579 --> 01:03:50,581 {\an8}Thank you for doing this, by the way. 11690 01:03:48,579 --> 01:03:50,581 {\an2}Thank you for doing this, by the way. 11701 01:03:50,664 --> 01:03:51,790 {\an8}I mean... 11700 01:03:50,664 --> 01:03:51,790 {\an2}I mean... 11711 01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:55,419 {\an8}I've been thinking about you a lot lately 11710 01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:55,419 {\an2}I've been thinking about you a lot lately 11721 01:03:55,502 --> 01:04:00,257 {\an8}and how much our lives have paralleled 11720 01:03:55,502 --> 01:04:00,257 {\an2}and how much our lives have paralleled 11731 01:04:00,340 --> 01:04:02,467 {\an8}and the things we've been through. 11730 01:04:00,340 --> 01:04:02,467 {\an2}and the things we've been through. 11741 01:04:03,135 --> 01:04:07,347 {\an8}It's a very, very unique experience. 11740 01:04:03,135 --> 01:04:07,347 {\an2}It's a very, very unique experience. 11751 01:04:08,056 --> 01:04:09,516 {\an8}Like when we were kids. 11750 01:04:08,056 --> 01:04:09,516 {\an2}Like when we were kids. 11761 01:04:11,977 --> 01:04:17,816 {\an8}Like why did we do this, and who did we do it for? 11760 01:04:11,977 --> 01:04:17,816 {\an2}Like why did we do this, and who did we do it for? 11771 01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:20,360 {\an8}One minute to live air. 11770 01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:20,360 {\an2}One minute to live air. 11781 01:04:21,278 --> 01:04:23,197 {\an8}You know what's funny? 11780 01:04:21,278 --> 01:04:23,197 {\an2}You know what's funny? 11791 01:04:25,407 --> 01:04:27,075 {\an8}I didn't like you. 11790 01:04:25,407 --> 01:04:27,075 {\an2}I didn't like you. 11801 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,703 {\an8}Is that funny? 11800 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,703 {\an2}Is that funny? 11811 01:04:29,786 --> 01:04:32,372 {\an8}You were always so smug. You know? 11810 01:04:29,786 --> 01:04:32,372 {\an2}You were always so smug. You know? 11821 01:04:32,456 --> 01:04:38,128 {\an8}But then when Virginia called me and told me what really is going on 11820 01:04:32,456 --> 01:04:38,128 {\an2}But then when Virginia called me and told me what really is going on 11831 01:04:38,795 --> 01:04:42,799 {\an8}and what you are surviving as a victim... 11830 01:04:38,795 --> 01:04:42,799 {\an2}and what you are surviving as a victim... 11841 01:04:43,383 --> 01:04:46,845 {\an8}I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it 11840 01:04:43,383 --> 01:04:46,845 {\an2}I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it 11851 01:04:46,929 --> 01:04:49,765 {\an8}and share everything and share it with the world... 11850 01:04:46,929 --> 01:04:49,765 {\an2}and share everything and share it with the world... 11861 01:04:50,474 --> 01:04:52,518 {\an8}I mean, you're a hero. 11860 01:04:50,474 --> 01:04:52,518 {\an2}I mean, you're a hero. 11871 01:04:52,601 --> 01:04:55,187 {\an8}And I want to interview that hero. 11870 01:04:52,601 --> 01:04:55,187 {\an2}And I want to interview that hero. 11881 01:05:05,948 --> 01:05:07,241 {\an8}It's gonna be great. 11880 01:05:05,948 --> 01:05:07,241 {\an2}It's gonna be great. 11891 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:09,993 {\an8}Yeah. 11890 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:09,993 {\an2}Yeah. 11901 01:05:15,457 --> 01:05:17,000 {\an8}I'm going to leave. 11900 01:05:15,457 --> 01:05:17,000 {\an2}I'm going to leave. 11911 01:05:17,793 --> 01:05:19,086 {\an8}What? 11910 01:05:17,793 --> 01:05:19,086 {\an2}What? 11921 01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:21,004 {\an8}I'm gonna leave now. 11920 01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:21,004 {\an2}I'm gonna leave now. 11931 01:05:21,088 --> 01:05:23,632 {\an8}- Thirty seconds to live air. - Wait. No. You can't. 11930 01:05:21,088 --> 01:05:23,632 {\an2}- Thirty seconds to live air. - Wait. No. You can't. 11941 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:24,800 {\an8}D... No, no. 11940 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:24,800 {\an2}D... No, no. 11951 01:05:24,883 --> 01:05:26,051 {\an8}We can talk about other thi... 11950 01:05:24,883 --> 01:05:26,051 {\an2}We can talk about other thi... 11961 01:05:26,134 --> 01:05:27,427 {\an8}- I mean, we need to talk about... - Yeah. 11960 01:05:26,134 --> 01:05:27,427 {\an2}- I mean, we need to talk about... - Yeah. 11971 01:05:27,511 --> 01:05:29,721 {\an8}- ...the thing but... - I just don't wanna do this. 11970 01:05:27,511 --> 01:05:29,721 {\an2}- ...the thing but... - I just don't wanna do this. 11981 01:05:30,305 --> 01:05:31,348 {\an8}But you're here? 11980 01:05:30,305 --> 01:05:31,348 {\an2}But you're here? 11991 01:05:31,431 --> 01:05:32,683 {\an8}- Why would you do that? - I'm really sorry. 11990 01:05:31,431 --> 01:05:32,683 {\an2}- Why would you do that? - I'm really sorry. 12001 01:05:32,766 --> 01:05:34,268 {\an8}- I'm really sorry, Drew. - Did I say something? 12000 01:05:32,766 --> 01:05:34,268 {\an2}- I'm really sorry, Drew. - Did I say something? 12011 01:05:34,351 --> 01:05:35,185 {\an8}No. 12010 01:05:34,351 --> 01:05:35,185 {\an2}No. 12021 01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:38,856 {\an8}But, you cannot do this. We're about to go to live TV in... 12020 01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:38,856 {\an2}But, you cannot do this. We're about to go to live TV in... 12031 01:05:38,939 --> 01:05:40,440 {\an8}How many seconds? 12030 01:05:38,939 --> 01:05:40,440 {\an2}How many seconds? 12041 01:05:40,524 --> 01:05:41,567 {\an8}Ten seconds to live air. 12040 01:05:40,524 --> 01:05:41,567 {\an2}Ten seconds to live air. 12051 01:05:41,650 --> 01:05:44,027 {\an8}What the fuck are you doing, Reef? 12050 01:05:41,650 --> 01:05:44,027 {\an2}What the fuck are you doing, Reef? 12061 01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:45,571 {\an8}God fucking damn it. 12060 01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:45,571 {\an2}God fucking damn it. 12071 01:05:45,654 --> 01:05:49,157 {\an8}You fucked me! I will fuck you so hard! 12070 01:05:45,654 --> 01:05:49,157 {\an2}You fucked me! I will fuck you so hard! 12081 01:05:49,241 --> 01:05:52,369 {\an8}I'll fucking go Ellen on all you motherfuckers! 12080 01:05:49,241 --> 01:05:52,369 {\an2}I'll fucking go Ellen on all you motherfuckers! 12091 01:05:53,078 --> 01:05:54,663 {\an8}Bubbi, hey, it fucking worked. 12090 01:05:53,078 --> 01:05:54,663 {\an2}Bubbi, hey, it fucking worked. 12101 01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:56,623 {\an8}Ira, I'm leaving. 12100 01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:56,623 {\an2}Ira, I'm leaving. 12111 01:05:56,707 --> 01:05:57,916 {\an8}No, you don't understand. 12110 01:05:56,707 --> 01:05:57,916 {\an2}No, you don't understand. 12121 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,084 {\an8}It worked. 12120 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,084 {\an2}It worked. 12131 01:05:59,751 --> 01:06:01,461 {\an8}What worked? I didn't do the interview. 12130 01:05:59,751 --> 01:06:01,461 {\an2}What worked? I didn't do the interview. 12141 01:06:01,545 --> 01:06:03,589 {\an8}Yeah, no shit. You didn't have to. 12140 01:06:01,545 --> 01:06:03,589 {\an2}Yeah, no shit. You didn't have to. 12151 01:06:03,672 --> 01:06:05,549 {\an8}And I knew that even threatening a live interview 12150 01:06:03,672 --> 01:06:05,549 {\an2}And I knew that even threatening a live interview 12161 01:06:05,632 --> 01:06:07,384 {\an8}would force their hand and it fucking did. 12160 01:06:05,632 --> 01:06:07,384 {\an2}would force their hand and it fucking did. 12171 01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:10,929 {\an8}It's just some random nobody who found the video on his ex-girlfriend's computer. 12170 01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:10,929 {\an2}It's just some random nobody who found the video on his ex-girlfriend's computer. 12181 01:06:11,013 --> 01:06:14,892 {\an8}They caved. I got him from 15 mil down to 35K. 12180 01:06:11,013 --> 01:06:14,892 {\an2}They caved. I got him from 15 mil down to 35K. 12191 01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:16,768 {\an8}35K 12190 01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:16,768 {\an2}35K 12201 01:06:16,852 --> 01:06:19,938 {\an8}and this is all behind you for the rest of your life. 12200 01:06:16,852 --> 01:06:19,938 {\an2}and this is all behind you for the rest of your life. 12211 01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:27,529 {\an8}Hello? 12210 01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:27,529 {\an2}Hello? 12221 01:06:32,242 --> 01:06:33,410 {\an8}I don't know. 12220 01:06:32,242 --> 01:06:33,410 {\an2}I don't know. 12231 01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:38,081 {\an8}Fuck do you mean, "I don't know"? 12230 01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:38,081 {\an2}Fuck do you mean, "I don't know"? 12241 01:06:39,124 --> 01:06:42,753 {\an8}I just wanted all of this to go away. 12240 01:06:39,124 --> 01:06:42,753 {\an2}I just wanted all of this to go away. 12251 01:06:45,130 --> 01:06:48,467 {\an8}And now that it's right here in front of me... 12250 01:06:45,130 --> 01:06:48,467 {\an2}And now that it's right here in front of me... 12261 01:06:52,471 --> 01:06:54,556 {\an8}It's just so fucking wrong. 12260 01:06:52,471 --> 01:06:54,556 {\an2}It's just so fucking wrong. 12271 01:07:09,154 --> 01:07:12,699 {\an8}Bubbi, it's 35K. It's a fucking 4Runner. 12270 01:07:09,154 --> 01:07:12,699 {\an2}Bubbi, it's 35K. It's a fucking 4Runner. 12281 01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:18,914 {\an8}You pay it. 12280 01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:18,914 {\an2}You pay it. 12291 01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:23,085 {\an8}It's the cosmic tax. 12290 01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:23,085 {\an2}It's the cosmic tax. 12301 01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:28,233 {\an8}Hey. 12300 01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:28,233 {\an2}Hey. 12311 01:08:28,317 --> 01:08:29,943 {\an8}This is so crazy. 12310 01:08:28,317 --> 01:08:29,943 {\an2}This is so crazy. 12321 01:08:30,819 --> 01:08:31,819 {\an8}Yeah, I guess. 12320 01:08:30,819 --> 01:08:31,819 {\an2}Yeah, I guess. 12331 01:08:31,904 --> 01:08:35,490 {\an8}I mean, you're Reef Hawk, 12330 01:08:31,904 --> 01:08:35,490 {\an2}I mean, you're Reef Hawk, 12341 01:08:35,573 --> 01:08:38,577 {\an8}- Like, what? - Yeah, I don't know. 12340 01:08:35,573 --> 01:08:38,577 {\an2}- Like, what? - Yeah, I don't know. 12351 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:40,412 {\an8}You're a huge movie star, dude. 12350 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:40,412 {\an2}You're a huge movie star, dude. 12361 01:08:40,495 --> 01:08:43,122 {\an8}Like, shouldn't you be at 12360 01:08:40,495 --> 01:08:43,122 {\an2}Like, shouldn't you be at 12371 01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:47,419 {\an8}I mean, I've been shooting 12370 01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:47,419 {\an2}I mean, I've been shooting 12381 01:08:47,502 --> 01:08:51,048 {\an8}Living in this... hotel room. 12380 01:08:47,502 --> 01:08:51,048 {\an2}Living in this... hotel room. 12391 01:08:52,424 --> 01:08:56,845 {\an8}I guess I'm a little lonely or something. 12390 01:08:52,424 --> 01:08:56,845 {\an2}I guess I'm a little lonely or something. 12401 01:08:57,930 --> 01:08:59,180 {\an8}That's no good. 12400 01:08:57,930 --> 01:08:59,180 {\an2}That's no good. 12411 01:09:01,558 --> 01:09:07,481 {\an8}Don't you have, like, a wife or kids 12410 01:09:01,558 --> 01:09:07,481 {\an2}Don't you have, like, a wife or kids 12421 01:09:09,858 --> 01:09:10,859 {\an8}No. 12420 01:09:09,858 --> 01:09:10,859 {\an2}No. 12431 01:09:12,736 --> 01:09:13,737 {\an8}No, I don't. 12430 01:09:12,736 --> 01:09:13,737 {\an2}No, I don't. 12441 01:09:18,116 --> 01:09:19,117 {\an8}Why not? 12440 01:09:18,116 --> 01:09:19,117 {\an2}Why not? 12451 01:09:22,703 --> 01:09:23,747 {\an8}Why not? 12450 01:09:22,703 --> 01:09:23,747 {\an2}Why not? 12461 01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:30,420 {\an8}I guess... 12460 01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:30,420 {\an2}I guess... 12471 01:09:34,508 --> 01:09:38,386 {\an8}I guess, when it came time to do that, I... 12470 01:09:34,508 --> 01:09:38,386 {\an2}I guess, when it came time to do that, I... 12481 01:09:40,889 --> 01:09:47,770 {\an8}I always chose something else 12480 01:09:40,889 --> 01:09:47,770 {\an2}I always chose something else 12491 01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:57,364 {\an8}That's really sad. 12490 01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:57,364 {\an2}That's really sad. 12501 01:10:06,415 --> 01:10:07,791 {\an8}Do you wanna see my tits? 12500 01:10:06,415 --> 01:10:07,791 {\an2}Do you wanna see my tits? 12511 01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:10,627 {\an8}Sure. 12510 01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:10,627 {\an2}Sure. 12521 01:10:44,161 --> 01:10:45,412 {\an8}You have kind eyes. 12520 01:10:44,161 --> 01:10:45,412 {\an2}You have kind eyes. 12531 01:10:47,539 --> 01:10:48,540 {\an8}Thank you. 12530 01:10:47,539 --> 01:10:48,540 {\an2}Thank you. 12541 01:10:50,209 --> 01:10:51,627 {\an8}I just need you for two minutes outside? 12540 01:10:50,209 --> 01:10:51,627 {\an2}I just need you for two minutes outside? 12551 01:10:51,710 --> 01:10:53,378 {\an8}- Yeah. - Okay, great. 12550 01:10:51,710 --> 01:10:53,378 {\an2}- Yeah. - Okay, great. 12561 01:11:00,052 --> 01:11:02,179 {\an8}Gail, can you call valet and have their cars pulled up? 12560 01:11:00,052 --> 01:11:02,179 {\an2}Gail, can you call valet and have their cars pulled up? 12571 01:11:08,018 --> 01:11:13,899 {\an8}You know, I've thought and fantasized about what I would do or say to you 12570 01:11:08,018 --> 01:11:13,899 {\an2}You know, I've thought and fantasized about what I would do or say to you 12581 01:11:13,982 --> 01:11:15,359 {\an8}if I ever had the chance. 12580 01:11:13,982 --> 01:11:15,359 {\an2}if I ever had the chance. 12591 01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:26,828 {\an8}Do you hate me? 12590 01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:26,828 {\an2}Do you hate me? 12601 01:11:32,668 --> 01:11:34,837 {\an8}No. No, I don't... I don't hate you. 12600 01:11:32,668 --> 01:11:34,837 {\an2}No. No, I don't... I don't hate you. 12611 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:39,758 {\an8}I love you, man. 12610 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:39,758 {\an2}I love you, man. 12621 01:11:46,056 --> 01:11:47,057 {\an8}I'm just broke. 12620 01:11:46,056 --> 01:11:47,057 {\an2}I'm just broke. 12631 01:12:27,931 --> 01:12:32,686 {\an8}There aren't words for what you mean to me, 12630 01:12:27,931 --> 01:12:32,686 {\an2}There aren't words for what you mean to me, 12641 01:12:33,729 --> 01:12:40,652 {\an8}and the shame I feel for what I put you through. 12640 01:12:33,729 --> 01:12:40,652 {\an2}and the shame I feel for what I put you through. 12651 01:12:50,245 --> 01:12:51,622 {\an8}You're my whole life. 12650 01:12:50,245 --> 01:12:51,622 {\an2}You're my whole life. 12661 01:12:58,879 --> 01:13:00,964 {\an8}But it's not about me. 12660 01:12:58,879 --> 01:13:00,964 {\an2}But it's not about me. 12671 01:13:12,142 --> 01:13:13,644 {\an8}I'm sorry. 12670 01:13:12,142 --> 01:13:13,644 {\an2}I'm sorry. 12681 01:13:16,730 --> 01:13:18,023 {\an8}I forgive you. 12680 01:13:16,730 --> 01:13:18,023 {\an2}I forgive you. 12691 01:13:19,983 --> 01:13:21,235 {\an8}I forgive you too. 12690 01:13:19,983 --> 01:13:21,235 {\an2}I forgive you too. 12701 01:13:25,656 --> 01:13:26,949 {\an8}Hey. 12700 01:13:25,656 --> 01:13:26,949 {\an2}Hey. 12711 01:13:28,951 --> 01:13:29,952 {\an8}I'm sorry. 12710 01:13:28,951 --> 01:13:29,952 {\an2}I'm sorry. 12721 01:13:32,538 --> 01:13:33,622 {\an8}Do you need a hug? 12720 01:13:32,538 --> 01:13:33,622 {\an2}Do you need a hug? 12731 01:13:34,122 --> 01:13:35,582 {\an8}Yeah? 12730 01:13:34,122 --> 01:13:35,582 {\an2}Yeah? 12741 01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:37,584 {\an8}There we go. 12740 01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:37,584 {\an2}There we go. 12751 01:13:37,668 --> 01:13:38,919 {\an8}I love you, guys. 12750 01:13:37,668 --> 01:13:38,919 {\an2}I love you, guys. 12761 01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:41,046 {\an8}Thank you, Reef. 12760 01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:41,046 {\an2}Thank you, Reef. 12771 01:14:12,286 --> 01:14:13,745 {\an8}Hello? 12770 01:14:12,286 --> 01:14:13,745 {\an2}Hello? 12781 01:14:13,829 --> 01:14:15,789 {\an8}Hey, hi. 12780 01:14:13,829 --> 01:14:15,789 {\an2}Hey, hi. 12791 01:14:16,874 --> 01:14:17,958 {\an8}Who is this? 12790 01:14:16,874 --> 01:14:17,958 {\an2}Who is this? 12801 01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:19,293 {\an8}It's Reef. 12800 01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:19,293 {\an2}It's Reef. 12811 01:14:20,085 --> 01:14:22,546 {\an8}Reef. Reef? 12810 01:14:20,085 --> 01:14:22,546 {\an2}Reef. Reef? 12821 01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:24,798 {\an8}What can I do for you, Reef? 12820 01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:24,798 {\an2}What can I do for you, Reef? 12831 01:14:25,424 --> 01:14:27,426 {\an8}I'm just calling to see how your day is. 12830 01:14:25,424 --> 01:14:27,426 {\an2}I'm just calling to see how your day is. 12841 01:14:28,510 --> 01:14:29,970 {\an8}What do you mean? 12840 01:14:28,510 --> 01:14:29,970 {\an2}What do you mean? 12851 01:14:30,053 --> 01:14:32,014 {\an8}I mean, how's your day? 12850 01:14:30,053 --> 01:14:32,014 {\an2}I mean, how's your day? 12861 01:14:32,097 --> 01:14:35,309 {\an8}Like, how are the events of your day? 12860 01:14:32,097 --> 01:14:35,309 {\an2}Like, how are the events of your day? 12871 01:14:35,392 --> 01:14:37,603 {\an8}What do you mean, how's my day? How are the events of my day? 12870 01:14:35,392 --> 01:14:37,603 {\an2}What do you mean, how's my day? How are the events of my day? 12881 01:14:37,686 --> 01:14:39,062 {\an8}What does that mean? 12880 01:14:37,686 --> 01:14:39,062 {\an2}What does that mean? 12891 01:14:39,730 --> 01:14:41,607 {\an8}I'm just asking how your day is. 12890 01:14:39,730 --> 01:14:41,607 {\an2}I'm just asking how your day is. 12901 01:14:41,690 --> 01:14:44,026 {\an8}Like, what you did, and how it is. 12900 01:14:41,690 --> 01:14:44,026 {\an2}Like, what you did, and how it is. 12911 01:14:44,109 --> 01:14:46,069 {\an8}What the fuck do you mean, how is my day? 12910 01:14:44,109 --> 01:14:46,069 {\an2}What the fuck do you mean, how is my day? 12921 01:14:46,153 --> 01:14:48,155 {\an8}What do you want, Reef? What's your angle? 12920 01:14:46,153 --> 01:14:48,155 {\an2}What do you want, Reef? What's your angle? 12931 01:14:48,238 --> 01:14:52,117 {\an8}Red, I'm calling to see how your day is going. 12930 01:14:48,238 --> 01:14:52,117 {\an2}Red, I'm calling to see how your day is going. 12941 01:14:53,202 --> 01:14:55,120 {\an8}Like, how you are. 12940 01:14:53,202 --> 01:14:55,120 {\an2}Like, how you are. 12951 01:14:55,204 --> 01:14:56,538 {\an8}Like, how you're doing. 12950 01:14:55,204 --> 01:14:56,538 {\an2}Like, how you're doing. 12961 01:15:02,961 --> 01:15:04,171 {\an8}Well, thanks. 12960 01:15:02,961 --> 01:15:04,171 {\an2}Well, thanks. 12971 01:15:05,672 --> 01:15:07,216 {\an8}How I'm doing? I'm just hanging out. 12970 01:15:05,672 --> 01:15:07,216 {\an2}How I'm doing? I'm just hanging out. 12981 01:15:07,716 --> 01:15:08,759 {\an8}That's all I'm doing. 12980 01:15:07,716 --> 01:15:08,759 {\an2}That's all I'm doing. 12991 01:15:09,510 --> 01:15:10,511 {\an8}Nice. 12990 01:15:09,510 --> 01:15:10,511 {\an2}Nice. 13001 01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:12,971 {\an8}That's awesome. 13000 01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:12,971 {\an2}That's awesome. 13011 01:15:13,055 --> 01:15:14,890 {\an8}Yeah, but there's n-- 13010 01:15:13,055 --> 01:15:14,890 {\an2}Yeah, but there's n-- 13021 01:15:15,557 --> 01:15:18,560 {\an8}- Same old. - Yeah, yeah. 13020 01:15:15,557 --> 01:15:18,560 {\an2}- Same old. - Yeah, yeah. 13031 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,521 {\an8}Same. 13030 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,521 {\an2}Same. 13041 01:15:21,230 --> 01:15:24,983 {\an8}Not a whole lot here today either. 13040 01:15:21,230 --> 01:15:24,983 {\an2}Not a whole lot here today either. 13051 01:15:25,984 --> 01:15:28,070 {\an8}Well, that's nice. That's nice. 13050 01:15:25,984 --> 01:15:28,070 {\an2}Well, that's nice. That's nice. 13061 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,182 {\an8}{\an8}- Girl. Girl, girl, girl. - Oh, my-- 13060 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,182 {\an2}{\an8}- Girl. Girl, girl, girl. - Oh, my-- 13071 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:39,933 {\an8}{\an8}- We got this. We got this. - Who are you? 13070 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:39,933 {\an2}{\an8}- We got this. We got this. - Who are you? 13081 01:16:40,017 --> 01:16:41,852 {\an8}{\an8}The second most interesting bitch in this room. 13080 01:16:40,017 --> 01:16:41,852 {\an2}{\an8}The second most interesting bitch in this room. 13091 01:16:41,935 --> 01:16:43,061 {\an8}{\an8}Trust. 13090 01:16:41,935 --> 01:16:43,061 {\an2}{\an8}Trust. 13101 01:16:43,145 --> 01:16:45,147 {\an8}{\an8}Three, two, one. 13100 01:16:43,145 --> 01:16:45,147 {\an2}{\an8}Three, two, one. 13111 01:16:45,898 --> 01:16:48,233 {\an8}Good evening and welcome to 13110 01:16:45,898 --> 01:16:48,233 {\an2}Good evening and welcome to 13121 01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:52,279 {\an8}the prime-time special edition of The Drew Barrymore Show. 13120 01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:52,279 {\an2}the prime-time special edition of The Drew Barrymore Show. 13131 01:16:52,362 --> 01:16:56,491 {\an8}We begin tonight with a gentleman I do not know. 13130 01:16:52,362 --> 01:16:56,491 {\an2}We begin tonight with a gentleman I do not know. 13141 01:16:56,575 --> 01:16:57,993 {\an8}Hi, Xander Alexander. 13140 01:16:56,575 --> 01:16:57,993 {\an2}Hi, Xander Alexander. 13151 01:16:58,076 --> 01:17:01,205 {\an8}Huge fan and you soon will be of mine as well. 13150 01:16:58,076 --> 01:17:01,205 {\an2}Huge fan and you soon will be of mine as well. 13161 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:05,792 {\an8}So much of your show is about your guests coming on here and unloading on your tits. 13160 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:05,792 {\an2}So much of your show is about your guests coming on here and unloading on your tits. 13171 01:17:05,876 --> 01:17:10,422 {\an8}And I just want you to know that today, I'm here to take that load for you. 13170 01:17:05,876 --> 01:17:10,422 {\an2}And I just want you to know that today, I'm here to take that load for you. 13181 01:17:10,964 --> 01:17:15,177 {\an8}Well, let's get the tissues out and do this right now. 13180 01:17:10,964 --> 01:17:15,177 {\an2}Well, let's get the tissues out and do this right now. 13191 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:16,136 {\an8}Yes. 13190 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:16,136 {\an2}Yes. 13201 01:17:16,220 --> 01:17:19,389 {\an8}First of all, I don't know if you know anything about my past 13200 01:17:16,220 --> 01:17:19,389 {\an2}First of all, I don't know if you know anything about my past 13211 01:17:19,473 --> 01:17:22,226 {\an8}but, you know, E.T. changed my life. 13210 01:17:19,473 --> 01:17:22,226 {\an2}but, you know, E.T. changed my life. 13221 01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:25,521 {\an8}Actually, I always thought it was "et." You know, like French? 13220 01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:25,521 {\an2}Actually, I always thought it was "et." You know, like French? 13231 01:17:25,604 --> 01:17:27,856 {\an8}Never seen it before, saw the poster. 13230 01:17:25,604 --> 01:17:27,856 {\an2}Never seen it before, saw the poster. 13241 01:17:27,940 --> 01:17:30,234 {\an8}Know how relevant it is, know how important it is. 13240 01:17:27,940 --> 01:17:30,234 {\an2}Know how relevant it is, know how important it is. 13251 01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:32,778 {\an8}From what I understand, it's about you and a bunch of other little kids 13250 01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:32,778 {\an2}From what I understand, it's about you and a bunch of other little kids 13261 01:17:32,861 --> 01:17:36,198 {\an8}finding a little old Jewish guy and taking him for a ride on a bicycle. 13260 01:17:32,861 --> 01:17:36,198 {\an2}finding a little old Jewish guy and taking him for a ride on a bicycle. 13271 01:17:36,281 --> 01:17:38,450 {\an8}The bald guy, you just put a blanket on him 13270 01:17:36,281 --> 01:17:38,450 {\an2}The bald guy, you just put a blanket on him 13281 01:17:38,534 --> 01:17:39,952 {\an8}and take him for a ride on a bicycle. 13280 01:17:38,534 --> 01:17:39,952 {\an2}and take him for a ride on a bicycle. 13291 01:17:40,702 --> 01:17:41,703 {\an8}Again, I haven't seen it. 13290 01:17:40,702 --> 01:17:41,703 {\an2}Again, I haven't seen it. 13301 01:17:42,538 --> 01:17:45,082 {\an8}I've only seen Call Me by Your Name and The Notebook. 13300 01:17:42,538 --> 01:17:45,082 {\an2}I've only seen Call Me by Your Name and The Notebook. 13311 01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:37,643 {\an8}I'm Reef Hawk 13310 01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:37,643 {\an2}I'm Reef Hawk